Sun Jan 24 1999 10:10: My mother sent me a "Bill Gates in hell" schtick. Pretty standard fare, but what got me was Satan pronouncing sentence on Bill Gates:
"You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life."
That cracked my up. I like the imagery of Satan using the phrase "big liar" l ike a second-grader.
"Bobby, you have eaten paste and chalk! You have taken the teacher's name in vain, and you have neglected to feed his hamsterial eminence, Mr. Skitter! For this I condemn you to the pits of brimstone!"