Sat Jun 09 2001 19:19 Deniable plausibility:
Remotely Plausible Dialogue From One of the Later Marx Brothers Movies
GROUCHO
No, that's a necklace. I assume you know what a necklace is?
CHICO
Shore! I read-a Necklace Shrugged!
Remotely Plausible Excerpt From A Really Bad Historical Romance
Their lovemaking raged like the Battle of Hastings would, three hundred and sixty-one years later.
Sat Jun 09 2001 20:37 I pluck them from the shore:
Two things from the old (mid-1997) Crummy which I'm going to put back up once the current Crummy returns from the dead: Grunion Time, my pre-Jake Berendes West Covina foray into magical realism; also, the Mad Magazine-esque Kris/Leonard spoof Disaster Movies We Wouldn't Like to See.
In fact, due to extreme boredom I've posted Grunion Time here on C:TBS. It's not great literature, but at least it makes no sense.
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