Thu Aug 16 2001 09:08:
<SteveZ> While fiddling with a new recipe for a sigularity (using
an infinite quanitiy of Hormel Chili, some chopped up spam
and an infinitely large pinch of Mrs Grass's No-Salt
Seasoning Mix this time)
<SteveZ> I put it into the (infinitely large) press, Squeezed it
infinitely small and it warp time and space so badly that
there is now an infinitely deep, funnel shaped hole in my
bath tub and it won't hold water any more.
<SteveZ> That sux because I really enjoy long hot baths.
<SteveZ> I tried stuffing towels into the hole to close it off but
they just got sucked down towards the singularity :(
<SteveZ> The only upside I can see is that I no longer have to
worry about the 1-35-gallon-container limitation on our
garbage pickup service