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: Sub Accident Forces Godzilla Off TV. I prefer the interpretation of that headline which goes like this:

Newsreader: We now go to Godzilla in our Monster Island studios.
[Cut to Godzilla.]
Godzilla: REEEEEAAAAAARGH!!
Caption: Godzilla - ALL-CONSUMING LIZARD BEAST
[Meanwhile, on the sub...]
Mate: We're headed straight for that transcontinental television feed!
Captain: Arr, Godzilla, I'll best ye yet!
[Crunch!]


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