By the way, you can now email me at leonardr@crummy.com in
addition to leonardr@segfault.org.
Tue Apr 02 2002 01:10:
Most of the static content and CGIs should work now; there is
still some stuff I haven't fixed, though. eCow
took forever to fix; bleah.
Tue Apr 02 2002 19:20:
The ultimate in biometrics:
we should take advantage of cartesian dualism and make computers out of non-physical stuff that we can access only through our pineal glands
Now, I don't need this page to
tell me someone's up to no good, started causing trouble 'round
my neighborhood. There's a common CGI script called My question is, is there anyone interested in getting the output of a script I would write, called Tue Apr 02 2002 20:21:
I'm spending my idle moments making my log analysis software slice
and dice data in more interesting ways. One thing I just added was
analysis of 404 errors. I've discovered that I'm getting a surprising number
of 404s of the following strange form:
http://www.crummy.com/cgi-bin/formmail.pl?recipient=foo@bar.com&subject=http://www.crummy.com/cgi-bin/formmail.pl&email=baz@qux.com&=http://www.crummy.com/cgi-bin/formmail.pl
formmail.pl
which lets you send mail through a web browser, and there are robots (the
sinister Microsoft URL Control again) which scour the web looking for
unprotected formmail.pls to use as spam relays.
formmail.pl,
which grabs information about anyone who accesses it?
I don't care enough to actually wreak my own revenge, but I'm happy to provide information to those who enjoy such things. John Ashcroft, are you listening?
There's also an in-between category, where Crummy has something that
is fun and which pertains to what you were
looking for, but is not what you were really looking for.
Examples of this include "michigan j. frog music full song", "mcsweeney's journal", "seinfeld music mp3",
and by far the most popular search result run against Crummy: "captain planet". This
is my favorite type of search result; it contains the right mixture
of helpfulness and mischief.
Tue Apr 02 2002 23:15:
My latest triumph is code that extracts the query strings from search
engine referers so that the same query string from different search
engines will be counted as the same sort of referer. Coincidentally, this also makes
it much easier to look for Disturbing Search Requests (TM), such as
"not keeping passover fetish porn" ("More, more!", she cried. "More leavened bread!"), "pictures of actual pimps" (damn fake pimps!)
and "free cam picture girl iran Iranian picture" (act now for hot sharia babes!).
However, I think it's only fair to also highlight search requests for which
Crummy was probably very helpful, such as "pictures of home appliances", "are hedgehogs illegal in california?", "random pokey", and "why is steven wolfram so crazy?".
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