News You Can Bruise for 2002 May 23 (entry 0)

Thu May 23 2002 08:01: Kevan sends a link to the Spam Scam Contest's first non-Nigerian entry.

• Sum: $36,000,000
• Kevan's cut: Not stated
• Proposed crime: I'm not entirely sure (conspiring to hide the spoils of war?), but it ain't legal.

Kevan hopes this will win the audaciousness award, and it probably will, not only for the bad light in which it seems determined to cast our boys, but for its obsessive use of military beuracratese and terrorism button pushing. "dreaded Taleban AlQeada terrorist network dot com!"