News You Can Bruise for 2002 June 8

Sat Jun 08 2002 10:01: Kris, who sounds suspiciously like Jake in this message, writes:

if i could play piano, i'd cover "good ol' boys from planet honky-tonk" in tom lehrer form. you had the whole lehrer delivery throughout. it needs the lehrer treatment. i demand the lehrer treatment.

Jake warning signs:

Use of lowercase.
As far as I know, Kris can play the piano (though not as well as Tom Lehrer).
Rephrasing a statement of opinion as a demand.

However, it was signed with Kris' eight-bit PGP key (we've learned from our mistakes), so it must be genuine.

Sat Jun 08 2002 10:52: I put up a page listing covers of my songs. If you haven't yet taken the Leonard Ego-Boosting Listening Tour, give it a whirl. Also let me point you to the 'Deliverables' mini-blog which I'll update whenever I add something new to Crummy (that's the idea, anyway).