Thu Sep 05 2002 07:13 I Feel Nervous About Making This Joke:
You can't hug someone with nuclear arms... but you can with conventional arms!
Thu Sep 05 2002 08:39:
Yesterday, from a conversation in which I was explaining One Froggy Evening: (Caution! It's sappy.)
Leonard: Don't you want a singing frog to liven up your life?
Sumana: I have you!
Thu Sep 05 2002 09:36 Now With Realistic Screams Of The Damned:
Not only is Ben Collins-Sussman a Subversion developer, but he's also world- Chicago-reknowned for creating the din of hell! (But not for this play.)
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Thu Sep 05 2002 17:35 Irrecoverable Insincere Contemptuous: Acceptance Dissenting Narrate Broadway Bonfire Binomial?:
Manoj gave Ed a bunch of tins of the new chocolate-flavored penguin mints.
I happened to be over near Ed Manor, and tried one, and found it
pretty disappointing.
The chocolate flavor only lasts for about a quarter of a second, and then you find yourself stuck with this mint in your mouth which decorum demands you finish.
I think I may have gone off penguin mints in general, but Ed agrees that the chocolate ones in particular are pretty lackluster.
Thu Sep 05 2002 17:41:
Sorry, the semantics broke. This is what that entry should have said.
Chocolate Penguin Mints: Balm In Gilead Or Sugarless Menace?:
Thu Sep 05 2002 17:55 Another Release In The Wall:
NewsBruiser 1.3.2. Now with kung fu entry title grip!
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