News You Can Bruise for 2002 April 24

(1) Wed Apr 24 2002 06:18: Boy, that Seth David Schoen. When he's not talking about the devious plans of The Man to reduce us all to digital chattel, he's complaining that his arms hurt. I tell ya, it's always arms and The Man with Seth.

Wed Apr 24 2002 06:24: Bill Griffith must have a really long lead time; today's cartoon is a plea to save the Musée Méchanique, which as everyone knows has already been saved.

Wed Apr 24 2002 08:06: Special AP Photo Wire Roundup: Gaaah!

• Gaaah!
• "On advice of counsel, Elmo exercises right not to incriminate Elmo!"
• Another one of those cheap "eating the microphone" gags, except he really is "eating the microphone"

Wed Apr 24 2002 08:54: The Knapsack Problem has a brief, polite, saying-bad-things-by-quoting-another-review-which-says-the-bad-things review over at a freeware/shareware/abandonware game site called The Underdogs. I'm not complaining, but (complain complain), why not review and link to one of my real games? But I kid The Underdogs.

Wed Apr 24 2002 11:32: Back from another orthodontist's appointment. I now have little plastic chains over my teeth to pull them back into the space left by the molar extractions. I hope my teeth aren't going to be sore tomorrow.