Wed May 29 2002 07:12:
From a catalog: "His steaks are a work of art, so why shouldn't he sign them?" Because they're freaking steaks, that's why!
Wed May 29 2002 09:05:
Dupont to launch soybeans into space; soybeans to pay $20 million apiece for privilege
Wed May 29 2002 09:08:
Segfault-ish headline inspired by the "The Future of Panel Discussions" panel discussion the other day:
Mars Probe Finds Signs of Water Ice, Smirnoff Ice
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