Oh, come on Leonard, you remember what it was like when you were at UCLA and you'd come up with bizzare things to do instead of working on your French/Political Science/European Studies papers, don't you? Don't you?
Oh, that's right. You were a sciencey major. Which is why those who like to procrastinate have things like comments and stats on our weblogs to play with. Oh well. I'll make a contribution to society someday.