(5) Tue Oct 21 2003 17:45 Then, Her Sari Flaps In The Wind!:
I've been reading articles about how Bollywood is stuck in a formulaic rut and not making money, so I'm writing a spec script guaranteed to inject new blood into the industry. It's about a plucky singing-and-dancing cricket team, lead by a boisterous Sikh who falls in love with a mysterious village girl. They defeat the Pakistanis and the British to win the World Cup. Then, there are dinosaurs. I haven't worked out all the details yet.
 The test match against Pakistan is a separate one-hour chunk
which can be deleted from the Pakistan release of the film.
 The test match against Pakistan is a separate one-hour chunk which can be deleted from the Pakistan release of the film.
Obviously the village girl is a dinosaur.
The dinosaur lost his sight as a child caught in a botched murder of vengeance, but had his eyes replaced by those of his friend who died in that murder. Now he wears sunglasses as a symbol of his life's work: to shatter the city's crime wave using only flying leg-grabs.
I read the comments for this entry before I read the entry, that's how much I like this whole comments thing! Yow!
You're all Elephants! I know it!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
The India/Pakistan section may not need to be cut -