News You Can Bruise for 2003 December 1

(4) Mon Dec 01 2003 16:22 Weird Bathroom Observation #2: Toilets in California are shorter, or nearer the floor, or something.

Hey AbiWord Weekly News people: the referenced post is here.

(4) Mon Dec 01 2003 19:19 Strategic Imitation Limitation Treaty: There's lots of things I can't do, but one of the things I can do is imitate certain voices. Unfortunately most of the voices I can do really well scare Sumana, who has placed restrictions on when and how I can do them.

• Valley girl voice (absolutely prohibited)
• Voice of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons (only allowed when making fun of something a la the pothead techie joke)

I can also do a Steve Ballmer and a Bill Gates, but it honestly doesn't sound like them anymore. It's more fun to do charicatures of their voices that only denote them if you're in on the joke.

What voices can you imitate well?