News You Can Bruise for 2004 March 12 (entry 1)

(3) Fri Mar 12 2004 21:47 Future Fad #2: My prediction of vegan vegan food has not yet come to fruition (or vegetablition), but I'm preparing to prime the pump. My cruelty-free imitation veal will take the world by storm with its tender baby-soybean flavor. I call it "Seal". It can't fail!

Comments:

Posted by pedro at Wed Mar 17 2004 02:17

how about, "iPitythefu" ?

Posted by pedro at Wed Mar 17 2004 02:17

yeah, that's imitation veal for the new millenium. New, from Tastytronic Industries.

Posted by pedro at Wed Mar 17 2004 02:18

er, and...

...by veal i mean, tofu. Crap!