News You Can Bruise for 2004 June 25 (entry 0)

(3) Fri Jun 25 2004 11:17 PST High-larious Fake Marijuana Names: I started making these up and got from Sumana the mix of laughter and I-can't-believe-I'm-laughing-at-this that satisfies both my urge to entertain people and my urge to force my will on people. So I couldn't stop. Probably inspired by The Poor Man's fake movie schedule, here are my best:

• Smokey O'Doob
• T.H.C. Butz
• Kim Bong Il
• Rolo Mellowman
• Potsy McJoint
• Hemprey Bogart

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Comments:

Posted by Sean Neakums at Fri Jun 25 2004 15:15

Blanche DuBois.

Posted by Susie at Fri Jun 25 2004 18:07

I laughed. I've heard some (at work) that were so stupid it was more like I-can't-believe-they-actually-use-this-name.

Posted by Kristofer Straub at Fri Jun 25 2004 18:11

Optimus Prime tries to keep the more impressionable Autobots away from Sidestream, who turns into a lime-green 1975 VW Type 2 Van.