News You Can Bruise for 2004 March 10 (entry 0)

(1) Wed Mar 10 2004 11:01 Dream Incompetence Hilarity #2: (Here's #1)

"Well, if I'm driving to New York I should be able to stop by Massachussets and see Jake. Right? Well, let me check the map. Hm, I don't... seem... to be able to read... a map."

(The map wasn't even right.)

Comments:

Posted by Riana at Wed Mar 10 2004 13:10

I've experienced a similar phenomenon in dreams. I'll be at a bookstore or library and pick a book off the shelf, open it and start reading. After about a paragraph or so, the text trails off. My brain is lazy when it comes to realism-enhancing details.