Relatedly, my cousin Jill came to visit with her friend today. Said friend recounted a story of overhearing one of her sons saying to the other, "No, let it bite you, and you'll get superpowers like Spider-Man!" Friend put a stop to that right quick.
Can't think of a punchline, so I'll delegate to Penny Arcade. It's one of those ones where the punchline is in the first panel.
Thu Jul 20 2006 22:13 I've Got Radioactive Blood:
Went to the dentist today, where there was a Spider-Man poster in the X-ray room. The dentist is oriented towards kids, but is that the best place for Spider-Man?
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