News You Can Bruise for 2006 October 27

Fri Oct 27 2006 08:13 To pity the fool, and for other purposes: Sumana came in wanting to talk about Barack Obama thinking about running for president.

I said "To get more votes, he should change his name to B.A. Barackus Obama."

Sumana said "You have to post this." So I did.

Update: Then we started talking about economics and I said "I pity the greater fool!" And she said I had to post that too. I don't want to turn this into a Mr. T version of mola mola day, so hopefully it will stop here.

(3) Fri Oct 27 2006 10:53 Oppo, You're The Laziest Man On Mars:

"Senator Bedfellow says he's for American jobs. But this one time, he ate a Toblerone! What's next, Senator--the killing of adorable kittens?"

Note to self: never claim that something would be "too flimsy to use in a campaign ad".