Wed Mar 08 2006 14:24: Sumana called me up and read me items from this poorly-translated Chinese restaurant menu, and then refused to mention it in CES because "it's played". I find this attitude extremely shortsighted, so I threatened to post it to NYCB. The awe I felt this would provoke was not forthcoming. But I posted it anyway. Enjoy. Our favorite: "A west bean pays a fish a soup". I am a decadent fish! Fill my aquarium with the finest soups!