News You Can Bruise for 2008 October 1 (entry 1)

Wed Oct 01 2008 22:34 Non-Spam As Folk Art: From semi-legitimate commercial email I got today.

• The rewards just keep coming

  Make it stop!

• Don't Let Halloween Sneak Up On You!

  Other anthropomorphized holidays include "Don't Let Labor Day Go On Strike" and "Don't Let Hanukkah Crash On Your Couch For Eight Days".