News You Can Bruise for 2009 February 22 (entry 0)

(3) Sun Feb 22 2009 15:15 Ultimate Generic Joke:

"Why did the light bulb cross the road?"
"Who's there?"

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Comments:

Posted by Brendan at Sun Feb 22 2009 16:24

Or even "to walk into a bar. Who's there?"

Posted by anonymous at Sun Feb 22 2009 22:12

So this rabbi, an Irishman and a blonde walk into a bar and the barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Posted by F Murray Rumpelstiltskin at Wed Feb 25 2009 23:36

I don't know if that's actually funny - but - man - am I laughing...

>> So this rabbi, an Irishman and a blonde
>> walk into a bar and the barman says
>> "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

He told it wrong...

So a rabbi, an Irishman and a blonde walk into a bar and the barman says "You're beautiful."

And the rabbi, Irishman, blonde says "Thank you, baby."