http://www.crummy.com/features/DogBitesDog/News headlines chopped up and shuffled.Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMTPyRSS2Gen-0.0http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207california-gang-member-puppy-theft-sentence.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-brother-stabbed-over-brownie.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207california-gang-member-puppy-theft-sentence.html" title="Gang member gets 6 years for stealing girl's puppy">Gang member </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-brother-stabbed-over-brownie.html" title="Man stabs brother over brownie, police say">over brownie, police say</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207california-gang-member-puppy-theft-sentence.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-brother-stabbed-over-brownie.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209gender-bending-model-pushes-limits-runway.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209wisconsin-cat-dispute.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209gender-bending-model-pushes-limits-runway.html" title="Gender-bending model pushes limits of the runway">Gender-bending </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209wisconsin-cat-dispute.html" title="Court sides with man in bitter cat dispute with ex">with ex</a><!--2, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209gender-bending-model-pushes-limits-runway.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209wisconsin-cat-dispute.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209pakistan-man-dead-shark.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203kobayashi-downs-record-wings-wing-bowl.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209pakistan-man-dead-shark.html" title="Cops crack down on man with dead shark">Cops crack down on man </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203kobayashi-downs-record-wings-wing-bowl.html" title="Kobayashi downs record 337 wings at Wing Bowl">wings at Wing Bowl</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209pakistan-man-dead-shark.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203kobayashi-downs-record-wings-wing-bowl.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203pittsburgh-woman-groped-in-shower.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203iowa-motorcyclist-clocked-mph-convicted.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203pittsburgh-woman-groped-in-shower.html" title="Woman groped in own shower, police say">Woman </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203iowa-motorcyclist-clocked-mph-convicted.html" title="Motorcyclist clocked at 188 mph convicted">convicted</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203pittsburgh-woman-groped-in-shower.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203iowa-motorcyclist-clocked-mph-convicted.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207university-vending-machine-offers-morning-after-pills.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208oregon-man-stabs-roommate-over-heating.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207university-vending-machine-offers-morning-after-pills.html" title="University vending machine offers 'morning-after' pills">University </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208oregon-man-stabs-roommate-over-heating.html" title="Man stabs roommate over AC dispute, cops say">over AC dispute, cops say</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207university-vending-machine-offers-morning-after-pills.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208oregon-man-stabs-roommate-over-heating.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202calfornia-thief-takes-chihuahua.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203montana-piggy-back-jumper-guilty.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202calfornia-thief-takes-chihuahua.html" title="Would-be parrot thief takes Chihuahua instead">Would-be parrot thief takes Chihuahua </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203montana-piggy-back-jumper-guilty.html" title="250-pound man pleads guilty to piggyback assaults">pleads guilty to piggyback assaults</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202calfornia-thief-takes-chihuahua.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203montana-piggy-back-jumper-guilty.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202inmate-adds-pig-image-police-cruiser-decals.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-jersey-carjacking-photo-arrest.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202inmate-adds-pig-image-police-cruiser-decals.html" title="Inmate adds pig image to police cruiser decals">Inmate </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-jersey-carjacking-photo-arrest.html" title="Cell-phone photo leads to carjacking arrest, cops say">leads to carjacking arrest, cops say</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202inmate-adds-pig-image-police-cruiser-decals.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-jersey-carjacking-photo-arrest.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-jersey-beer-pong-lawsuit.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202-million-gold-nuggets-stolen-from-calif-courthouse.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-jersey-beer-pong-lawsuit.html" title="Judge throws out beer pong lawsuit">Judge </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202-million-gold-nuggets-stolen-from-calif-courthouse.html" title="$3 million in gold nuggets stolen from Calif. courthouse">stolen from Calif. courthouse</a><!--2, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-jersey-beer-pong-lawsuit.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202-million-gold-nuggets-stolen-from-calif-courthouse.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209los-angeles-naked-man-on-tower.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208california-spit-in-face-case-verdict.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209los-angeles-naked-man-on-tower.html" title="Arizona man ends up naked atop LA radio tower">Arizona man ends </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208california-spit-in-face-case-verdict.html" title="Jury acquits man who paid teens to spit in face">acquits man who paid teens to spit in face</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209los-angeles-naked-man-on-tower.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208california-spit-in-face-case-verdict.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203nebraska-teen-branding-case.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209massachusetts-driver-tosses-pennies.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203nebraska-teen-branding-case.html" title="Teen accused of branding classmate in welding class">Teen </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209massachusetts-driver-tosses-pennies.html" title="Driver charged with assault for tossing pennies">charged with assault for tossing pennies</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203nebraska-teen-branding-case.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209massachusetts-driver-tosses-pennies.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206utah-robbery-foiled-by-cleaining-spray.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207chocolate-covered-burglar-only-wore-boots-police-say.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206utah-robbery-foiled-by-cleaining-spray.html" title="Cleaning spray foils robbery, police say">Cleaning spray foils robbery, </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207chocolate-covered-burglar-only-wore-boots-police-say.html" title="Chocolate-covered burglar only wore boots, police say">only wore boots, police say</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206utah-robbery-foiled-by-cleaining-spray.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207chocolate-covered-burglar-only-wore-boots-police-say.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209vermont-save-pigs-effort-aims-keep-police-decal.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206pennsylvania-drunk-dad-picks-up-drunk-son.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209vermont-save-pigs-effort-aims-keep-police-decal.html" title="'Save the Pigs' effort aims to keep police decal">'Save the Pigs' effort aims to keep </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206pennsylvania-drunk-dad-picks-up-drunk-son.html" title="Dad drunk when he picked up drunk son, cops say">drunk when he picked up drunk son, cops say</a><!--2, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209vermont-save-pigs-effort-aims-keep-police-decal.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206pennsylvania-drunk-dad-picks-up-drunk-son.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207indiana-man-tries-to-steal-dentures.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203michigan-tree-house-too-high.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207indiana-man-tries-to-steal-dentures.html" title="Man tries to steal woman's dentures, police say">Man tries to steal woman's dentures, </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203michigan-tree-house-too-high.html" title="Boy's tree house is too high, city says">house is too high, city says</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207indiana-man-tries-to-steal-dentures.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203michigan-tree-house-too-high.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/01/20120201florida-robber-with-obama-mask.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-cocaine-in-rectum.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/01/20120201florida-robber-with-obama-mask.html" title="Man in Obama mask robs McDonald's, police say">Man in Obama </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-cocaine-in-rectum.html" title="Police: Crack cocaine found in man's rectum after traffic stop">found in man's rectum after traffic stop</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/01/20120201florida-robber-with-obama-mask.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202pennsylvania-cocaine-in-rectum.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203hollwood-boulevard-brawl-costumed-characters.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208german-man-wins-empire-state-building-race-again.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203hollwood-boulevard-brawl-costumed-characters.html" title="Catwoman, other costumed characters in brawl">Catwoman, other costumed characters in </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208german-man-wins-empire-state-building-race-again.html" title="German man wins Empire State Building stair race again">State Building stair race again</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/03/20120203hollwood-boulevard-brawl-costumed-characters.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208german-man-wins-empire-state-building-race-again.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-york-man-stabs-girlfriend-over-steak.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208china-big-baby-born.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-york-man-stabs-girlfriend-over-steak.html" title="Man stabs girlfriend over taste of steak, cops say">Man stabs girlfriend </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208china-big-baby-born.html" title="Mom gives birth to 15-pound baby">gives birth to 15-pound baby</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/07/20120207new-york-man-stabs-girlfriend-over-steak.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208china-big-baby-born.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-mexico-burrito-arrests.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209california-necklace-flushed-in-toilet.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-mexico-burrito-arrests.html" title="2 men arrested over stolen burrito, police say">2 men </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209california-necklace-flushed-in-toilet.html" title="Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later">flushed down toilet returned months later</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/06/20120206new-mexico-burrito-arrests.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/09/20120209california-necklace-flushed-in-toilet.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208louisiana-gun-lunch-box.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208florida-judge-orders-man-to-buy-flowers.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208louisiana-gun-lunch-box.html" title="Mom arrested over gun in student's lunch box">Mom </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208florida-judge-orders-man-to-buy-flowers.html" title="Judge orders man to buy wife flowers, dinner">flowers, dinner</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208louisiana-gun-lunch-box.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/08/20120208florida-judge-orders-man-to-buy-flowers.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202missouri-strip-club-videos.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/04/20120204PNI0204-wir-north-carolina-woman-blocking-drive-through-stun-gun.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202missouri-strip-club-videos.html" title="Strip club turns to videos to get around law">Strip club turns to videos to get </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/04/20120204PNI0204-wir-north-carolina-woman-blocking-drive-through-stun-gun.html" title="Woman blocking drive-through stunned">blocking drive-through stunned</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/02/20120202missouri-strip-club-videos.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/02/04/20120204PNI0204-wir-north-carolina-woman-blocking-drive-through-stun-gun.htmlFri, 10 Feb 2012 15:00:19 GMT