http://www.crummy.com/features/DogBitesDog/News headlines chopped up and shuffled.Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMTPyRSS2Gen-0.0http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119stolen-clocks1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118costly-ceiling1118-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119stolen-clocks1119-ON.html" title="43 rare clocks stolen from Israel found in France">43 rare clocks </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118costly-ceiling1118-ON.html" title="UN unveils new ceiling with price tag that soars">with price tag that soars</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119stolen-clocks1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118costly-ceiling1118-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121cellphone21-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119body-stolen1119-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121cellphone21-odd.html" title="Cell phone saves man from stray bullet">Cell </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119body-stolen1119-ON.html" title="Billionaire's remains stolen in Austria">stolen in Austria</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121cellphone21-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119body-stolen1119-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120dog-van1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119naked-man1119-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120dog-van1120-ON.html" title="Police: Dog drives van into NY coffee house">Police: Dog </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119naked-man1119-ON.html" title="Naked man targets women in suburban Philadelphia">targets women in suburban Philadelphia</a><!--1, 2-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120dog-van1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119naked-man1119-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120mystery-meat1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120broken-butterfly1120-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120mystery-meat1120-ON.html" title="Mystery meat found on Mass. town's common">Mystery meat </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120broken-butterfly1120-ON.html" title="NY couple, trucker help injured butterfly migrate">injured butterfly migrate</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120mystery-meat1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120broken-butterfly1120-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118sneeze-river1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117goodwill-cash1117-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118sneeze-river1118-ON.html" title="Driver loses control after sneeze, end up in river">Driver </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117goodwill-cash1117-ON.html" title="Goodwill finds man who mistakenly donated $7,500">man who mistakenly donated $7,500</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118sneeze-river1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117goodwill-cash1117-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118maimed-prisoner1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121marijuana-cafes1121-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118maimed-prisoner1118-ON.html" title="Wash. prisons, inmate settle disfigured groin case">Wash. prisons, inmate </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121marijuana-cafes1121-ON.html" title="Amsterdam moves to close a fifth of 'coffee shops'">shops'</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118maimed-prisoner1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121marijuana-cafes1121-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120lunch-box1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118escapee.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120lunch-box1120-ON.html" title="Mumbai's lunch box men deliver meals, messages">Mumbai's lunch box men </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118escapee.html" title="Ky. inmate who escaped jail returns on own">returns on own</a><!--0, 2-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120lunch-box1120-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118escapee.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120skorea20-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119cat19-odd.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120skorea20-odd.html" title="Volunteers make 143 tons of spicy kimchi in Seoul">Volunteers </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119cat19-odd.html" title="'That's my cat!' says man with bat">says man with bat</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120skorea20-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119cat19-odd.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-mixologist1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119penny19-odd.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-mixologist1119-ON.html" title="Glendale bartender places third in national vodka 'Shake Off'">Glendale bartender </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119penny19-odd.html" title="Mass. woman's 1 cent debt paid in full">paid in full</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-mixologist1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119penny19-odd.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-remotesstolen1121.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-chops1121.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-remotesstolen1121.html" title="Police: Man stole 13 remotes from Target">Police: </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-chops1121.html" title="'Chops' sentenced in machete attack">attack</a><!--2, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-remotesstolen1121.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121abrk-chops1121.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118pennybill18-on.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121obama-school1121-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118pennybill18-on.html" title="City threatens blind woman over unpaid 1-cent bill">City </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121obama-school1121-ON.html" title="NY elementary school is renamed for Obama">is renamed for Obama</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118pennybill18-on.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121obama-school1121-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120sandwich20-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118job-hunter1118-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120sandwich20-odd.html" title="Fla. man accused of hurling sandwich at girlfriend">Fla. man </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118job-hunter1118-ON.html" title="Job-hunting NY man dons suit, tie, sandwich board">dons suit, tie, sandwich board</a><!--2, 2-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/20/20081120sandwich20-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118job-hunter1118-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119funeral-taser1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121smoking21-odd.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119funeral-taser1119-ON.html" title="Undercover officers use Taser on pallbearer">Undercover officers </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121smoking21-odd.html" title="Iowa first lady admits violating state smoking ban">admits violating state smoking ban</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119funeral-taser1119-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121smoking21-odd.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118ancient-shaman1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121mexico-airport1121-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118ancient-shaman1118-ON.html" title="Archaeologists say they found witch doctor skeleton">Archaeologists </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121mexico-airport1121-ON.html" title="Japanese man makes Mexico City airport home">home</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118ancient-shaman1118-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121mexico-airport1121-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119librarian19-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119flamingo19-odd.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119librarian19-odd.html" title="Retired librarian gives $1M each to her colleges">Retired librarian </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119flamingo19-odd.html" title="Iowa zoo recaptures flamingo that flew the coop">recaptures flamingo that flew the coop</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119librarian19-odd.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/19/20081119flamingo19-odd.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121boot-theft1121-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-robbery1118-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121boot-theft1121-ON.html" title="Venerable Texas cowboy boot maker hit by $3M theft">Venerable Texas cowboy </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-robbery1118-ON.html" title="Glendale police seek man who robbed bank wearing cowboy hat">seek man who robbed bank wearing cowboy hat</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121boot-theft1121-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/18/20081118gl-robbery1118-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117marine-weight1117-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121apologetic-thief1121-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117marine-weight1117-ON.html" title="Man drops 140 pounds in 11 months to join Marines">Man drops 140 </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121apologetic-thief1121-ON.html" title="Robber apologizes during Vt. general store holdup">apologizes during Vt. general store holdup</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/17/20081117marine-weight1117-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2008/11/21/20081121apologetic-thief1121-ON.htmlFri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:06 GMT