http://www.crummy.com/features/DogBitesDog/News headlines chopped up and shuffled.Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMTPyRSS2Gen-0.0http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316dentist-uses-paper-clips-root-canals.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318jilted-wife-wins-lawsuit-affair.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316dentist-uses-paper-clips-root-canals.html" title="Dentist allegedly used paper clips in root canals">Dentist </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318jilted-wife-wins-lawsuit-affair.html" title="Jilted wife wins $9M in alienation of affection suit">wins $9M in alienation of affection suit</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316dentist-uses-paper-clips-root-canals.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318jilted-wife-wins-lawsuit-affair.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315too-drunk-for-dui-sentence.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312thief-punches-old-cachier-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315too-drunk-for-dui-sentence.html" title="Man was allegedly too drunk for DUI sentencing">Man </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312thief-punches-old-cachier-ON.html" title="Cashier, 91, tries to thwart thief, gets punched">tries to thwart thief, gets punched</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315too-drunk-for-dui-sentence.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312thief-punches-old-cachier-ON.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315walmart-shopper-punches-children.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313egypt-stolen-sarcophagus-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315walmart-shopper-punches-children.html" title="Alleged Walmart puncher faces more charges">Alleged Walmart puncher </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313egypt-stolen-sarcophagus-ON.html" title="Stolen sarcophagus back in Egypt from U.S.">back in Egypt from U.S.</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315walmart-shopper-punches-children.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313egypt-stolen-sarcophagus-ON.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317doctor-exposes-taxi-meter-scam17-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317man-disables-cars-over-internet-web-hacker.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317doctor-exposes-taxi-meter-scam17-ON.html" title="$8.3M taxi meter scam uncovered by doctor">$8.3M taxi meter scam </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317man-disables-cars-over-internet-web-hacker.html" title="Man accused of disabling 100 cars over Internet">over Internet</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317doctor-exposes-taxi-meter-scam17-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317man-disables-cars-over-internet-web-hacker.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317dog-ice-rescues.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316thief-replaces-stolen-tires.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317dog-ice-rescues.html" title="Dog plucked twice from N.Y. ice">Dog </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316thief-replaces-stolen-tires.html" title="Thief replaces stolen wheels with worn tires">replaces stolen wheels with worn tires</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317dog-ice-rescues.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316thief-replaces-stolen-tires.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317wife-sold-on-craigslist-prostitution.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316man-shoots-fence-after-fight-wife.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317wife-sold-on-craigslist-prostitution.html" title="Man allegedly prostitutes wife on Craigslist">Man </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316man-shoots-fence-after-fight-wife.html" title="Man fires at his fence after fight with wife">after fight with wife</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317wife-sold-on-craigslist-prostitution.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316man-shoots-fence-after-fight-wife.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312drunk-woman-bitten-by-bear12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315time-capsule-missing-brandy-arizona.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312drunk-woman-bitten-by-bear12-ON.html" title="Drunk woman has fingers bitten off by bear">Drunk woman </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315time-capsule-missing-brandy-arizona.html" title="Bottle of brandy missing from Ariz. time capsule">missing from Ariz. time capsule</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312drunk-woman-bitten-by-bear12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315time-capsule-missing-brandy-arizona.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312-million-dollars-jackpot-winner12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316injured-dog-emergency-room.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312-million-dollars-jackpot-winner12-ON.html" title="$200M jackpot winner waits 5 months to step forward">$200M jackpot winner waits 5 months to step </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316injured-dog-emergency-room.html" title="Injured dog walks into emergency room">walks into emergency room</a><!--2, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312-million-dollars-jackpot-winner12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316injured-dog-emergency-room.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313nazi-salute-ruling-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318topless-gardener-police-called.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313nazi-salute-ruling-ON.html" title="Court to rehear Nazi- salute case">Court to rehear Nazi- salute </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318topless-gardener-police-called.html" title="Topless gardener causes a stir in neighborhood">causes a stir in neighborhood</a><!--2, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/13/20100313nazi-salute-ruling-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318topless-gardener-police-called.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311little-billy-letters-punked-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/19/20100319book-overdue-45-years.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311little-billy-letters-punked-ON.html" title="For years, author posed as kid to punk famous">For years, author </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/19/20100319book-overdue-45-years.html" title="Library receives book overdue by 45 years">receives book overdue by 45 years</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311little-billy-letters-punked-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/19/20100319book-overdue-45-years.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317cold-intruder-crawls-into-bed.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316drunk-teacher-bites-ear.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317cold-intruder-crawls-into-bed.html" title="Cold intruder crawls into man's bed">Cold intruder </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316drunk-teacher-bites-ear.html" title="Drunk teacher allegedly bites man's ear in attack">allegedly bites man's ear in attack</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317cold-intruder-crawls-into-bed.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316drunk-teacher-bites-ear.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310boy-911-call-bring-cops-soldiers10-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317sexting-lands-couple-in-jail.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310boy-911-call-bring-cops-soldiers10-ON.html" title="Boy on 911 call: 'Bring cops . . . and soldiers too'">Boy on 911 call: </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317sexting-lands-couple-in-jail.html" title="Steamy text messages lands couple in jail">lands couple in jail</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310boy-911-call-bring-cops-soldiers10-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317sexting-lands-couple-in-jail.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311condoms-school-vatican-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318burglar-goes-on-myspace.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311condoms-school-vatican-ON.html" title="Vatican raps condom machines in Rome school">Vatican </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318burglar-goes-on-myspace.html" title="Alleged burglar uses MySpace account during heist">uses MySpace account during heist</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311condoms-school-vatican-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318burglar-goes-on-myspace.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312dead-body-towed-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317night-shrieking-frog-finally-caught17-on.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312dead-body-towed-ON.html" title="Funeral home van towed - with body inside">Funeral home van </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317night-shrieking-frog-finally-caught17-on.html" title="Shrieking frog finally caught; neighborhood sleeps">finally caught; neighborhood sleeps</a><!--0, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312dead-body-towed-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317night-shrieking-frog-finally-caught17-on.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316mom-misplaces-son-car-for-shopping.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310mystery-knitter-outfitting-trees-poles10-ON.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316mom-misplaces-son-car-for-shopping.html" title="Shopping mom's car parked 4 hours with tot inside">Shopping mom's car </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310mystery-knitter-outfitting-trees-poles10-ON.html" title="Mystery knitter outfitting tree branches, lamp poles">branches, lamp poles</a><!--0, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/16/20100316mom-misplaces-son-car-for-shopping.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/10/20100310mystery-knitter-outfitting-trees-poles10-ON.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dinosaur-dung-watch.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dog-chews-on-police-car-tires.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dinosaur-dung-watch.html" title="Watch with dinosaur dung to sell for $11K">Watch </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dog-chews-on-police-car-tires.html" title="Cop with speed radar feels dog's wrath">with speed radar feels dog's wrath</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dinosaur-dung-watch.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315dog-chews-on-police-car-tires.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317walmart-racist-comment-black-people-asked-to-leave.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315woman-hides-cash-in-bra.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317walmart-racist-comment-black-people-asked-to-leave.html" title="Racist announcement at Walmart store spurs probe">Racist announcement at Walmart </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315woman-hides-cash-in-bra.html" title="Woman allegedly hid $26,000 in bra">allegedly hid $26,000 in bra</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/17/20100317walmart-racist-comment-black-people-asked-to-leave.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315woman-hides-cash-in-bra.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311PETA-trash-cans.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315four-cent-debt-with-IRS-car-wash.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311PETA-trash-cans.html" title="PETA offers anti-meat trash cans for Colo. parks">PETA offers anti-meat trash </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315four-cent-debt-with-IRS-car-wash.html" title="IRS confronts car wash over alleged 4-cent debt">wash over alleged 4-cent debt</a><!--1, 0-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311PETA-trash-cans.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315four-cent-debt-with-IRS-car-wash.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMThttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312snail-mucus-ritual-drink12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318errant-spike-strip-flattens-tires.html<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312snail-mucus-ritual-drink12-ON.html" title="For religious ritual, devotees drink snail mucus">For religious ritual, </a><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318errant-spike-strip-flattens-tires.html" title="Spike strip falls out of cop car, nails drivers">nails drivers</a><!--1, 1-->http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/12/20100312snail-mucus-ritual-drink12-ON.html#http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/18/20100318errant-spike-strip-flattens-tires.htmlSun, 21 Mar 2010 11:45:02 GMT