Jabberwocky for 2004 November 19 (entry 1)

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[Comments] (5) Keeping Warm: Cats have a normal body temperature of 101 degrees, so it is important to keep them close to you during a cold winter season. One suggestion is the Cat Hat, which will prevent heat transfer from the top of your head into the atmosphere, at least until your scalp reaches equilibrium with the cat or the cat jumps off. Clothing that contains large Cat Pockets is a stylish addition to anyone's winter wardrobe.

A common problem is a situation in which you need the cat on your cold feet, but the cat prefers to rest on your tummy. We can suggest our new Cat Slippers, which are large enough for one foot and one cat together. An optional feature of the new Cat Slipper is a ribbed cuff opening at the toe which allows the cat's head to protrude for a decidedly retro look. It is important when wearing Cat Slippers to keep your legs as far apart as possible at all times in order to avoid hissing and suchlike.


Comments:

Posted by Susie at Fri Nov 19 2004 20:50

Your last two entries made me laugh out loud. Thanks mommy! We are looking forward to seeing you soon!

Posted by Rachel at Fri Nov 19 2004 22:47

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Posted by Susie at Sat Nov 20 2004 17:23

By the way, we will be storing gifts in your closet (ta dum!) if you do not have a tree to put them under. I guess we will also do some secret stocking stuffing and leave those in your closet. Mom, you are in charge of Leonards. Leonard, you are in charge of everyon elses. No peeking!

Posted by Rachel at Sun Nov 21 2004 22:18

what is rachel in charge of?

Posted by Susie at Mon Nov 22 2004 14:29

The no peeking! Would you like me to assign you to Leonard's stocking?


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