Jonathan: William has left home and joined a cat cult. I miss him. Me: William? He ran away? Jonathan: Yes. He was seen in the company of another cat trying to indoctrinate the neighbor's cat into the cult. Me: Can't you get one of those deprogramming experts and hold an intervention? Jonathan: No, we don't know where he is now. He never writes.
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