Jeff Lynne Rock Opera
Copyright 1998 Leonard Richardson and Adam Kaplan
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Dramatis Personae:
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Jeff Lynne
Not Jeff Lynne
Chick

Act 1:
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Jeff Lynne:
What the?
I'm Jeff Lynne from Electric Light Orchestra

Not Jeff Lynne:
Jeff Lynne, you will not live forever

Jeff Lynne:
But I'm alive now

Not Jeff Lynne:
OK

Act 2:
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Jeff Lynne:
Hey, I'm Jeff Lynne! I'm from Electric Light Orchestra! Hey! Jeff Lynne!

Chick: 
Jeff Lynne, I want to sleep with you 'cause you're Jeff Lynne!

Jeff Lynne:
Yeah, okay!

[pause]

Jeff Lynne [spoken]: 
Then there's a twenty-minute intermission!

[twenty-minute intermission]

Act 3:
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Chick: 
Jeff Lynne, you're the greatest!

Jeff Lynne: 
Yeah! Who else could pack so much lovin' into a twenty-minute intermission?

Chick: 
Nobody but you, Jeff Lynne!

Jeff Lynne: 
You're damn right!