Here's to the new school year. Cheers.
PS I have already broken most of these guidelines. 
Sun Oct 05 2003 18:27:
It's been so long since I've written a paper, I think I've forgotten how. Oh wait, no, I remember: wait until the last moment possible. Puntuate each sentence with email and word count checking. Be sure there is a wide range of meals, snacks, and beverages available for optimum distraction. Under no circumstances attempt to write if not conducting a simultanious IM converstation. And above all: do not proofread.
Sun Oct 05 2003 19:06 245 words:
I may have eye strain from looking in the mirror, trying to find grey hairs.