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Constellation Games Author Commentary #25, "The Infiltration Path"

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:24:43 GMT

I accidentally wrote a lot of this commentary as chapter 24 commentary, because the ambivalence scene really wants to be part of 24. It may have originally been in 24, but I had to move it out because there was too much stuff in there already.

One bit in the final chapter is presented out of order, but there's it's still chronological from a certain standpoint. Here in chapter 25, I just wasn't a good enough writer to present the events of the novel in strict chronological order. I don't know why this sort of thing bothers me so much. (Actually, I do.)

I'm tired of getting interrupted every week to write the commentary, so last week I made them my main project. I've completed commentaries up to the end of chapter 33 (but haven't chosen the images, which takes a while on its own). After chapter 36, there will be some short commentaries on the bonus stories and "Pey Shkoy Benefits Humans", and possibly one more on the book as a whole.

If you've read the paperback, the spoiler thread from last week is still open for your questions and comments. Here's last week's Tetsuo-licious Twitter feeds, and now commentary:

Could it be that Tetsuo's excitement about being on Earth is starting to wear off and he's now experiencing culture shock? That's the most likely explanation, but I don't want to admit it, because I designed Tetsuo to handle culture shock better than any other character in the book. Not immune, though. According to Americans I've talked to who've lived in Japan, there's a cycle for these things.
But Tetsuo's also mad at Ariel in particular for being a hick. This was strengthened a lot in the third draft. Ariel's misconception about Curic's ambivalence wasn't originally cleared up until a Curic scene in chapter 26. But there's absolutely no way that misconception could survive a conversation with Tetsuo, and no way Ariel wouldn't bring it up as soon as he could talk with Tetsuo.
So I had to rip out the explanation of ambivalence, move it to chapter 25, and port it from Curic to Tetsuo. And while Curic's attitude towards Ariel's misconception was (and will be) "what did I expect", Tetsuo gets angry.
The ambivalence thing is my little trick on you, dear readers. The Brain Embryo games are ninety million years old! They were produced by a society that clearly had huge problems. Don't assume they're representative of modern attitudes. In this respect, moving the ambivalence reveal to chapter 25 is a big win, because it immediately precedes another problem with a video game's outdated assumptions:
In chapter 18's Brilhantes 5 review, Tetsuo showed himself to be extraordinarily naive about the cultural context of human video games. By chapter 33 he understands it about as well as Ariel does. This chapter, 25, contains the inflection point in the process: Tetsuo's horrifying experience with Temple Sphere, a best-selling game about genocide, a game for which his friend shares indirect responsibility. This is his Ev luie Aka's Ultimate DIY Lift-Off, and the Temple Sphere scene mirrors the chapter 12 scene where he walked Ariel through Ev luie Aka.
One reader mentioned it was odd that Tetsuo doesn't know what the Tools of Justice look like, since he has the strategy guide right there. The official explanation is that Tetsuo wants to experience the Tools in-game and hasn't looked at the strategy guide yet. The unofficial explanation is that the scene with the strategy guide originally took place in chapter 27 (there's a different strategy guide there now). I moved it here so we could take care of all the Temple Sphere stuff in one scene, and so this scene would have a payoff instead of just being interrupted by Ariel's mom.
The potted plants on a warship are a little tribute to the mood of Keith Laumer's Retief stories. No reason the warship can't look nice!
"There's already a video game about ports" is my in-world nod to Portal (see chapter 12 commentary).
"It's not a tumor!" is another goofy reference I worked into the story just because I could. I feel dumb even pointing that one out, but I have a hunch that "it's not a tumor" is kind of an America-centric reference. (It's from Kindergarten Cop; specifically, the trailer for Kindergarten Cop.)
In a few chapters you'll find out what is the deal with Ariel and Jenny. By that I mean, "why aren't they fucking". Look how they bicker! It's embarassing, like watching Garak and Bashir go at it. So what's the holdup? you ask voyeuristically.
I originally wanted to leave this unresolved. I don't think a platonic friendship is a "thing" that needs "explaining." But people demanded explanation. So, I told myself that if I could think of an explanation that wasn't a total cliche, I would put it in the story. And... I did think of one.
Enough about that for now. I bring it up because up to this point I've kind of wanted to let you think the explanation might be that Jenny's lesbian. But the "pretty-boy who cuts himself" line in this chapter puts a stop to that.
(The pretty-boy in question is Josh Rogan, who's mentioned in this week's Twitter feed and never again. Although next week's feed implies Jenny has been putting things up Josh's butt. And no, that's not the explanation.)

Now for all you loyal commentary readers, it's time for the first ever Constellation Games deleted scene. Early in the second draft, this chapter ended with Ariel and Tetsuo on the commuter train to Ariel's parents' house in College Station. I'll present the train conversation and then explain why I cut it:

"Do people ever ask you what your real name is?" asked Tetsuo. "When you tell them your name?"
"No," I said, "but I'm not a space alien who took a Japanese name."
"It seems very rude," said Tetuo.
"What is your real name?"
"Why do you ask me the instant I tell you I don't like to be asked? Tetsuo Milk is my real name."
"What was your name before you learned a human name to change it to?"
Tetsuo made a reluctant sound and then said "Don't transliterate that in your blog."
"That's pronouncable," I said. "Why'd you change it?"
"We always adopt local names on contact missions," said Tetsuo. "We've got to prove we're the most adaptable species in the universe. We're pretty conceited, honestly."
"Hey," I said, "that's our schtick. Humans are the most adaptable species."
"According to who?"
"That's just how it works. Everybody's the best at something. Farang are the strongest, Barbarians are the fastest, Her is the creepiest. Humans are the most flexible."
"Are you designing a role-playing game?"
"Better me than somebody who doesn't know basic rules of game balance."
"Everybody thinks their species is the most adaptable," said Tetsuo. "It's like patriotism. You like the Longhorns, your parents like the Aggies, who's to say who's right?"
"Those are football teams," I said. "Patriotism is for countries."
"Well, you get what I'm saying."

It's a pretty funny conversation, which is why I present it now, but I cut it because it has serious problems and I make better use of its ideas later on:

See above re: Tetsuo's journey towards understanding human games. At this point, Tetsuo absolutely does not know enough to make the connection between Ariel's species-essentialist attitude and the character creation tables in RPGs.
But Ariel should have seen enough variation within ET species (compare Tetsuo to Ashley to Charlene Siph) to start to question this attitude, or at least not say it to Tetsuo's face.
This scene introduces the idea that Tetsuo doesn't want the general public to know his native-language name, which is good stuff. But as soon as chapter 28 it becomes clear that there's absolutely no way he would tell Ariel, either.
I think it's realistic for people in a multispecies confederation to feel patriotic about their species, the way you might have a favorite sports team. But I really doubt Tetsuo buys into the patriotism thing, for the same reason it's unlikely Ariel actually "like[s] the Longhorns". In chapter 28, you'll see this idea presented from the perspective of someone who did buy into it, and it's more effective there.

Basically, a much better scene in chapter 28 killed off this scene. Let's let it rest... in peace.

Tune in next week for the family reunion, during which Tetsuo will say, "Your brother's not a turtle."

Image credits: Thomas Deusing, Dave Herholz, NASA, Maureen Didde, Flickr user Perro Viejo.

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A Time Machine And Other Poems

Mon, 14 May 2012 18:11:34 GMT

Among my recent childhood scans were a number of books, written in pencil and bound with staples and tape. One of the earliest is a six-page chapbook of poetry called A Time Machine and Other Poems.

For the first time ever, I now present A Time Machine as it was originally intended to be seen: on the Internet. I wrote these poems sometime between the ages of 6 and 8, and I'm much happier showing them to you than the poems I wrote when I was a teenager. I think you will see that certain themes have been constants in my writing my entire life.

A note on the text: The poems were originally formatted as free verse, but they're clearly not free verse, so I reformatted them. I've corrected the spelling throughout except in one case where it was ambiguous. Strangely, there is no poem called "A Time Machine".

A Time Machine and Other Poems

Written and illustrated by Leonard Richardson

A time poem
There's no such thing as a time machine.
Even so you may sometimes wonder
If you could hear ancient thunder
If you could see an ancient beam.
If you could swim in an ancient stream.
So build a pretend time machine if you please.
And go and feel an ancient breeze.
The dinosaurs have died
The dinosaurs have died you see.
Even in the great big sea.
So when you're swimming in the sea,
Beware of dinosaurs, you and me.
Tyrannosauruses are red
Tyrannosauruses are red
Allosauruses are blue.
When you're near them,
Run away to. [sic]
How did the dinosaurs die out?
How did the dinosaurs die out?
Was it a whale with its spout?
No one knows for sure I know
But in a time machine I will go.

Other books in this series

Better Homes and Gardens
All About Dinosaurs
What Can You Do?
I Saw a Dragon (and I mean it!)

Oh man. That "whale with its spout" line gets me every time. And the first poem's ABBAACC rhyme scheme is pretty nice.

I'm sure I wrote the "Other books in this series", but the only one I still have is Better Homes and Gardens ("WITH QUESTIONERES AND CHECKLISTS!!!). It's nowhere near as good as A Time Machine—like most magazines, it's full of padding—but it does include the immortal line: "Now buy the stuff you don't have." Better Homes and Gardens has its own "Other books" list, which promises a fifth book, Computer Games—also lost to history.

I WILL FLY

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:05:38 GMT

My in-laws gave us a sheet-feed scanner, so I've been scanning a box of my old school stuff, saved for posterity (which is now) by my mother. I'll be putting the prize of the collection online tomorrow, but in honor of Mother's Day I wanted to share this thing I drew in 1985, which was too big to scan so I took a picture:

It's a drawing full of mysteries. Some of my drawings were labeled, either by myself ("Triciratops") or by Mom ("helicopter"), but I don't know what that thing hovering above the ocean is or what inside the ocean is saying "I WILL FLY". (Maybe another flying fish like the one on the left?) I do know what's with the diacritical marks. I think the spelling book we used (probably Basic Goals in Spelling--I remembered it used "snurks" to refer to words not spelled as pronounced) taught us to mark up words that way to indicate their pronunciation.

Happy Mother's Day!

Constellation Games Spoiler Conversation

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:53:45 GMT

I don't know how much traffic this will get, but now that the paperbacks are being sent out, I'm setting up this post for readers of my commentary posts who have read the whole book. Here you can comment on and ask questions about the chapters that haven't been serialized yet, or the novel as a whole. So have at it! I'll compile anything interesting that comes out of this and include it in the appropriate commentary posts.

Constellation Games Author Commentary #24, "Homebrew"

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:07:16 GMT

Tetsuo's back, and he brought exposition! This week we take a break from beating up Ariel, and just startle him a lot while he's high.

This week's Twitter feed is almost entirely devoted to Tetsuo's first day on Earth. Today also marks the start of the Great Microblog Bonus Content Migration. Prior to this point, Ariel's feed was where it was at. But Ariel's now too busy to tweet a lot, and he'll stay busy until the end of the book. Tetsuo's feed will be picking up the slack, chronicling his adventures on Earth and showing what the other characters are doing as the focus of the novel tightens around Ariel. If you're following Ariel but not Tetsuo, this is the week to get on the Tetsuo Train (patent pending).

(NB. I won't be setting a Twitter profile image for Tetsuo because the default image is a much better depiction of him than anything I could come up with.)

Speaking of Twitter feeds, here's last week's. And before we get started, some extratextual comments:

Now that the paperback is out, you can get it from your regular source for paperbacks: Barnes and Noble or Amazon, or order it from a bookstore through Ingram, or is there any chance a bookstore might proactively stock it based on the radioactively glowing Publishers Weekly review? I wouldn't depend on it, but that would be nice. Note that the paperback is the only thing you can get from your usual source—bonuses are only available from the C&G store, and the ebook edition won't be out until serialization wraps up at the end of July.
I'm not sure when people who are getting bonus stories and USB keys will be receiving them, so lemme just tell you this now. For our mutual peace of mind, I ask that you hold off reading those stories until you finish the novel. "Dana no Chousen" takes place after the novel; "Found Objects" casually blows two of the Part Three reveals; and "The Time Somn Died" is, in my opinion, actually incomprehensible unless you've read the whole book and know a lot more about Ashley and the Constellation than you do now.
You can read "Pey Shkoy Benefits Humans" anytime, even though it "takes place" after the novel. It's got basic spoilers like "Tetsuo still teaches at UT Austin", but guess what, I just spoiled you on that.
Finally, an obligatory reminder: although has been an instance where the week's chapter didn't show up in the web archive, the emails are consistently sent out every week, and if you didn't get a chapter it's almost certainly in your spam folder.

Now on to real commentary. I wrote the contact event as a positive catastrophe, a shocking world-changing event out of nowhere which is absolutely wonderful. These days a catastrophe leaves a maelstrom of frantic Internet communication in its wake, a stew of information and guesses and wishful thinking and propaganda that slowly settle into an agreed-upon set of facts and opinions and crackpot theories.

This process has been happening in the background throughout the novel. You've only seen glimpses of it (the bits that Ariel contributes), but it's very important, because that's how I've been controlling the flow of the worldbuilding: flooding the zone with misinformation and letting the truth precipitate out when I'm ready to use it dramatically.

There must be CDBOEGOACC games about Ragtime and the Slow People. But I can't tell you all this stuff at once. There'd be no space for a story. My Creative License-ish solution is there's lots of information about this stuff once you know where to look, but no human consensus about what information is accurate. It's a mess of half-assed opinions mixed up with misinformation and conspiracy theory, with no way of judging the truth of the matter. (Bai will complain about this next week.)

It was easy to control the flow of information early in the novel, when I had the world's governments working on my behalf. In "Found Objects" Jenny has a hard time getting some basic information, because that story takes place during chapter 5. But with the Greenland Treaty in effect, the half-life of secrets has declined dramatically, and the worldbuilding is starting to flood the story.

But I still have control over one thing. Ariel is the narrator. There are secrets he has to keep, details he considers unimportant, and one thing he just doesn't want to tell you. Eventually he'll figure out the central mystery of the book, and he won't tell you that either. (Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging.) With Tetsuo blabbing all the stuff the Constellation played down in the first half of the book, Ariel's scheming and obstinacy and fear of embarrassment are my secret weapons for maintaining a relatively even pacing.

That was the big-think piece, now for the misc:

One of the big reasons I rewrote the press release, instead of cutting it along with the rest of the contact manager subplot, is it's the first explicit statement of what all the ETs with Greenland Treaty visas are doing on Earth. They're copying stuff. The way Curic scanned Ariel's college notebooks, and the way all the Ip Shkoy computer games and hardware were put into the CDBOEGOACC.
I love the press release's self-loathing and final descent into madness, and how easy it is for Dana to "fix" it. That's basically what I'd write if I had to write a press release.
I don't think "you fucking chiselers" fits terribly well (it's left over from the "contact manager" app, which cost $0.99), but it was a darling I couldn't bear to kill.
Thanks to A.K., registered medical marijuana patient, for coming up with the brand name of Jenny's pot. The legalization of marijuana in this universe was established back in chapter 6. Completists will also want to check the microblog archive for chapter 8.
You got that Tetsuo doesn't buy Ariel's story about the house fire, right? But he's not pushing it. Good, we're on the same page. Also, you got the "little computer people" reference, yeah? I knew I could count on you.
I had a definite personality in mind for Tetsuo on Earth, around humans other than Ariel: the elderly European professor in a 1930s movie who flirts shamelessly with every woman he sees under the understanding that nothing will come of it. Like if Bela Lugosi's Dracula wasn't a vampire, just a really suave guy.
As you'll soon see in Tetsuo's Twitter feed, the "nothing will come of it" understanding does not hold for Alien women.
Even in the near future, I don't think a consumer phone-camera would be sensitive enough to make possible the constellation-recognizing app Ariel uses here. It's a cool idea, though. All it takes is a little... Creative License.
We get our first gameplay glimpse of Temple Sphere. Longtime readers may remember (but readers who just picked up the paperback are more likely to remember) that Ariel reviewed Quexx, TS's game-within-a-game, way back in chapter 2. The prequel Ariel worked on is Recoil, which also showed up in chapter 2, as the game that made Smoke-Cursive-Cytoplasm-Snakebite-Singsong-Polychromatic suspicious of Ariel. It's the Marathon to TS's Halo.
In the second draft this was the first scene that really made use of Ariel's prior work for Reflex Games. Reflex becomes very important as early as next week, so I went back and backfilled it a bit, notably by adding the scene at the Reflex office in chapter 5.
The handheld computer on the cover of Constellation Games is a replica of one owned by Dieue the Four-Fisted. You can see his name on the back cover, written in solder. If you get "Pey Shkoy Benefits Humans" you'll be able to transliterate all the script on the cover—it's either words that show up in the book (like "Dieue"), or it's English written in Pey Shkoy script.
As a bonus for commentary readers, I'm telling you straight up that you're not going to get a lot more solid information about Ragtime than you get in Tetsuo's initial description here. A lot of mysteries will be resolved by the end of the book, but not this one. I do have an explanation for the mystery, and if I write a sequel it'll probably go in there.
Because I don't explain the mystery, my whole writing group said I should cut Ragtime from the novel. Fools! The mystery is what's important. But for some reason readers didn't see it that way.
So: after selling the book I wrote a new scene, the final Ariel/Tetsuo scene. That scene will call back to this chapter's conversation under the night sky, how Ariel freaked out about Ragtime and how Tetsuo reacted. If I've done my job, that scene will change the way you look at Tetsuo. Look for it!

The beefiest commentary yet? I'm not going back to check. Instead I'm looking forward, to next week, when Tetsuo will say, "What were you smoking? Perhaps it was crack!"

Image credits: Tim Patterson, Matt Lancashire, Mark, Doug Kline.

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Constellation Games Author Commentary #23, "Trust Us, We're Expert Systems"

Tue, 01 May 2012 13:27:10 GMT

I do believe it's time for a super dark relationship chapter. That's what I believed when I wrote this, anyway. Clearly I was eager to keep landing the body blows on Ariel after chapter 22.

It's always sadder when characters bring about their own destruction than when someone else screws them over. In the second draft this episode was a little less of a downer, because while Ariel was living in coffee shop exile he had a great idea for a mobile app he could write very quickly and sell to recoup some of his losses from the last chapter. So all the awful stuff between him and Dana and Jenny still happened, but at least we ended on a positive note. Who needs that, right? Just hang tough.

I cut out the "mobile app" subplot because it added a lot of story complexity for no real benefit. Ariel's already working on a software project, so why add another one? He puts out a press release for it next chapter, but I just turned it into a press release for the Sayable Spice: Earth Remix demo. Works fine.

I'll talk about the proposed app after the miscellaneous commentary, because this week's is a little light and next week's will probably be huge. (Spoiler: Tetsuo comes to Earth.)

Oh, and here's last week's Twitter archive.

Not really happy with the chapter title. I like the joke, but it barely fits the events of the chapter.
"They make cradles in all sizes." is probably my favorite Jenny line in the book. Jenny's comedy is more context-dependent than Ariel's or Tetsuo's. Like, I think her most memorable line is (are you sitting down?): "Wastebasket."
The scene with Dana went back and forth between being "real life" and being a blog post. This meant that Dana went back and forth between being "Dana" and being "Svetlana", and she and Ariel went from frankly discussing what happened in chapter 22 to maintaining the fiction that there was a fire. Except I forgot to change that last one back. So Dana still says "lost in the fire." I caught this very late in the publishing process and asked Kate to fix it by putting "fire" in scare quotes.
The blog post portion got truncated to what Ariel writes in the coffee shop afterwards. For the third draft I decided he's smart enough at this point not to air his dirty laundry with Jenny on his blog.
I coulda turned the business AI trojan into a whole separate story, but it's just a little bit of exposition showing Dana Light's odd view of what constitutes "human behavior". That's life... a-life, that is!
No one [told me they] noticed the reference to the Slow People in Her's chapter 21 monologue. Which is good, I didn't want you to notice it. I think if you did, you'd stumble in your reading and it would wreck the scene. I want it to be a situation where you go back and find it later and it BLOWS YOUR MIND, MAN.
Originally that was the book's first mention of Slow People, but that's no good, so I backdated the subplot where Krakowski asks Ariel to listen for word of them.
You'll find out who the Slow People are soon enough, I got other plot threads I gotta take care of.

Okay, about that mobile app. One thing that barely shows up in Constellation Games, but was very important in "Vanilla", is the contact audit. To sponsor an ET for an American visa (as Ariel did for Curic and Bai is now doing for Tetsuo), you need to register with the BEA as a contactee. You're supposed to do the same if you have any prolonged or repeated contact with ETs, although the Greenland Treaty is quickly making that unenforcable.

All registered contactees need to come in to their local field office twice a year for a sit-down interview about all the ETs they've encountered over the past six months. It's generally a formality; the point is to make contact with ETs a pain in the ass and, on the margin, discourage people from having anything to do with the Constellation.

Ariel's mobile app idea was a "contact manager", a way of taking the pain out of your contact audit. Whenever you meet an ET you just take a picture of them—something you were going to do anyway—and enter their name. Then your contact audit is effectively just a slideshow.

In the second draft, Ariel's key business insight was that although relatively few people really need this app, a lot of people want to be the sort of person who needs it, so they'd buy it aspirationally. Clever idea, but not really necessary for the story, so out it went.

That's all I got. Tune in next week for the TETSUOUS continuation, in which Ariel will say "Jesus Christ the great moral teacher!"

Image credits: Tim Patterson, Doug Kline.

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Hidden Treasures

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:55:55 GMT

There's a competition going on right now called "Hubble's Hidden Treasures", a competition to identify amazing but overlooked images within the Hubble Space Telescope's massive twenty-year data archive. I have no special expertise in image processing or astronomy, but I so coveted the prize of an iPad[0] that I thought I'd try my hand.

See, most people who enter this contest are taking pictures of nebulae and galaxies and setting up the colors to represent different wavelengths of light. Here's a nice example. These images have aesthetic value but are merely emblematic of Hubble's scientific value, which comes from the raw data. As long as we're playing that game, why not find aesthetic satisfaction in Hubble's glitches? My innovative thinking will surely net me the prize.

Just as an example, here's a super-washed-out image that could have the date and place of your punk show written in the middle of it. Lots of images have glitchy edges, and my original plan was to make a collage of the glitchy edges. But then I found the image to the right, which blew my stupid idea out of the water.

I call this ghostly image "hst_05909_01_wfpc2_fr418n18_pc", because that's its Hubble dataset ID, but if I were hanging it in an art gallery I'd call it "Cygnus", because that's the search I used to find it. Here it is big and zoomable. Here's a larger image (it's the full WFPC2 image--the one to your right comes from the Planetary Camera bit of the WFPC2) which I think makes it clear the feature you see is a photographic artifact and not a real thing in space.

I don't have anything more to say about hst_05909_01_wfpc2_fr418n18_pc; it's just a nice piece of abstract photography. The Hubble Legacy Archive is great stuff in general, though.

[0] Can the winner get 5 minutes of Hubble observation time or something contest-specific? Just trying to think outside the box here. The box labeled "box of iPads for use as contest prizes".

o Invasion

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:01:41 GMT

There are some rogue os in the Constellation Games acknowledgements. "N. K. Jemison" should refer to the Nebula and Hugo-nominated author N. K. Jemisin, not to a person who doesn't exist. And "Beth Lermon" is of course my friend Beth Lerman.

Surely these are far from the only typos in the book [I originally wrote "on the book"], but they're really bad, and deserve a special correction, and my apologies.

Constellation Games Author Commentary #22, "Nerfed"

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:38:40 GMT

This chapter is bad news for Ariel but good news for me, because yesterday I got my box of author copies. That means those of you who ordered paperbacks should be getting them soon. This EXCLUSIVE SIDE COVER REVEAL shows the playtime synergies possible for those who shelled out for the Adamantium package with its USB key.

In a couple weeks I may do a special spoiler post so that those who've read the whole book can ask me questions about stuff that hasn't been serialized yet, rather than waiting until the appropriate chapter comes up in the serialization.

There's a solitary tweet in last week's microblog archive. Let's move on to the commentary:

I came into this chapter treating it like a chess problem. I had all the pieces on the board and the question was how Ariel would outsmart the BEA again, the way he did with Dana. I sat down and puzzled over this and had a long conversation with Beth trying to figure out how to get Ariel out of this scrape.

And after about forty-five minutes of being totally stumped I asked myself the obvious question: Why am I trying to get Ariel out of this?

At this point I knew how the book would end (it turns out I only knew how Part Two would end). I didn't have the plot planned out between now and then, but at some point I needed to break Ariel. This is the perfect time to start. He's stressed out from Sayable Spice work, shaken from his encounter with Her and the revelation of Curic's ambivalence. Let's just go for it.

So I destroyed Ariel's house. He tries all the clever gambits I thought of for him, and they don't work, and he loses. And that was the single best thing that ever happened to the book. From this point on the characters are developed enough that I can do whatever horrible things I want to them. They'll either figure something out and come out on top, or they'll lose, and either way it'll be interesting reading.

A lot of this week's commentary is me telling stories that are at best tangentially related to the chapter. But if that's good enough for big-name DVD commentaries, it's good enough for me:

This was a little clearer in the third draft, but hopefully it's still clear. Something's going to happen around October 13 that makes Ariel willing to tell the truth about his house. The backdated post is a little flash-forward to the end of part two. So live in suspense! Or read the paperback, whatever.
I got tons of pushback about Fowler's pie line in chapter 19, but apparently "That fucking snitch crate!" is A-OK.
The Legend of the Bystander review got stuck in the beginning of this chapter because that's the last possible place it can go—after September 2 there's no more Brain Embryo. Because I placed that scene without thinking about it on a plot level, I didn't notice until just now that it creates a bizarre incongruity. Ariel keeps going back to Curic in the house-losing conversation ("You need to talk to Curic about this," "Maybe Curic can stop this."), even though he's just learned that Curic is crazy.
I'm gonna file this under "accidental awesomeness" rather than "correctly regarded as goofs", because I think it fits in very well with what we see of the Ariel/Curic relationship. But it was totally unintentional.
The missile defense joke is super inaccurate (much like missile defense itself—heyo!), but I left it in 'cause it's a funny failure mode. Inaccuracies: 1) An object with negative mass would probably look like nothing at all. 2) If that glitch did happen, the investigation would take months and a low-level State Department bureaucrat would never hear about it. 3) The port + its casing + the telepresence robot probably has a positive net mass anyway.
The most likely in-story explanation is that Krakowski found out about Ariel's trip through old-fashioned HUMINT and is now trying to dazzle him with technobabble (a favor Ariel will return later). After all, the Constellation's not very good at keeping secrets. But I'm good at taking... Creative License.
There's not really an "Austin Building Inspection Division" per se. Krakowski is clearly referring to the Building Inspection Division of the city's Planning and Development Review Department.
The Greenland Treaty has been mentioned before, but now it's a done deal. Although it's mentioned several more times throughout the book, I deliberately left the details vague, because 1) who cares, and 2) if I set down the details I can't change them later to fit a future story. But non-canonically, Greenland has gained independence from Denmark and is now effectively a client state of the Hierarchy Interface overlay.
When I took this chapter to writing group there was one person who really loved Fowler's line about using a black hole as a lathe. Yes, it's a good line. Very evocative, if I do say so myself. But this person was stuck on it. They said I should expand on that line in flashback, and spun a fantastical scene describing the port's construction, like the beginning of the Lord of the Rings movie where you see the Rings of Power being made.
One of the rules of my writing group is that the person whose story it is doesn't talk until everyone else has given their critique. So I said nothing. But I thought: what the hell?! I can't put that in a comedy novel! It would read like Spinal Tap playing "Stonehenge"!
I have no other complaints about this persons' critiques (they're not with the group anymore), and I've certainly delivered my share of idiosyncratic critiques. But that moment has stayed with me, perhaps because it's the kind of random obsession I expect from my characters.
Ariel's defense of his parents' toilet-training techniques was inspired by one of my earliest memories. When my mom was training my sister Susanna, she bought bags and bags of cheap grocery-store candy to use as bribes, because Susanna was being difficult. This did not sit well with me, as my access to candy had always been severely constrained, despite my willingness to get on board with the pee-in-the-toilet program.
In particular I remember coveting a bag of circus peanuts. Circus peanuts! I had never even heard of such a thing. Like a peanut and a candy at the same time! Oh, how I longed for those circus peanuts. But they were for Susanna.
I told this story to Susanna last year when I went to visit for Christmas, and she had absolutely no memory of it. I don't remember my own toilet training, so it's quite possible my mom went the bribery route with Susanna because I'd been so horrible. Or that I'd had circus peanuts and forgotten about them.
Anyway, if you subscribe to that archaic psychology theory that explains everything about a person in terms of their toilet training experience, you've now got a bonanza to work with.
And closing out this week's commentary with another personal story explaining something that doesn't need to be explained. Dana's plan to disguise herself as a flyer for a chiptune concert is a super-obscure reference to a surprise birthday party I planned for Sumana in 2008. I came up with an imaginary chiptune concert as a way to get out of the house without making her want to come with. I don't even think that qualifies as a "reference", but that's why Dana says "chiptune concert" and not something else.
Puzzle Korner: next week, Krakowski's going to ask Ariel about something Her said in chapter 21. Do you know what that might be?

Pretty chunky commentary this week, hope you enjoyed it. Be sure to tune in next week for chapter 23, when Jenny will say, "I don't masturbate to it."

Image credits: yours truly, the city of Austin, NASA/Ames, Wikimedia Commons user Hoshie.

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Handheld Device

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:21:26 GMT

Some Interesting Game Aliens

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:55:05 GMT

Editor Kate pointed me to this list of the best and worst aliens in video games. Without wanting to say anything bad about that list, I noticed that it (and similar lists I've found online) focuses heavily on the visual design of humanoid aliens from first-person shooters. So I thought I'd make my own list, in honor of the print release of Constellation Games (Publishers Weekly calls it "fun"!), highlighting some video game aliens that I find interesting from a game design perspective. I'm sure there are plenty more I haven't heard of, so if you have any additional suggestions, I'd like to hear about them in comments.

The invaders (Space Invaders)

Just gonna get this one out of the way. Among the most iconic aliens ever devised, the invaders in the middle row have come to symbolize video games as a whole. Apart from their visual style there's nothing there, but the style is great.

The blobs (A Boy and his Blob)

These were my gut-reaction nomination for "best", because they're the only aliens I can think of that only make sense in a video game. The blob in A Boy and his Blob is a game mechanic personified: a sentient inventory. This causes serious problems if you try to think about the species outside the context of the game—when your toilet clogs on Blobolonia, do you feed your friend a jellybean and turn them into a plunger? But within the game, it works great.

The Melnorme (Star Control II)

If you want vivid alien characterizations, Star Control II is your game. Unfortunately, most of those characterizations are based on asinine stereotypes. That's why the Melnorme win it for me. It would be easy to make "the trader race" greedy and sleazy—in fact, SC2 does this with the other "trader race", the Druuge. But the Melnorme are friendly cosmopolitans who're fun to talk to. And they occasionally drop ominous hints that are never followed up on anywhere in the game.

That said, there's nothing game-y about the Melnorme, they just happen to be in a game. Every race in SC2 could guest on Star Trek, and many of them have. So I'm not pushing this one very hard. At least they're not humanoid.

Honorable SC2 mentions: the Zoq-Fot-Pik, who are silly and fun; and the Orz, who are similar to but not as well-executed as...

The Endermen (Minecraft)

From another dimension rather than from outer space, but aliens nonetheless. The Roadside Picnic of video game aliens; the Endermen follow rules that make perfect sense... to them. Their random rearrangement of blocks and sudden fits of aggro bear a twisted resemblance to your own behavior in Minecraft. Like you, they are interlopers in the game world, and their behavior was designed to challenge your dominance of it.

Giygas (Earthbound)

I almost didn't count Giygas for the same reason I'm not counting the Meteor from Maniac Mansion: I already gave the "cool aliens that happen to be in a game" nod to Star Control 2. But the final battle of Earthbound does some interesting things with the game's generic JRPG battle system, so sure, I'll count it.

"Them" (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)/The Martians (Metal Slug 2)

These aliens are composed entirely of pop culture cliches. The interesting thing is not their design but the fact that they show up at all. These aliens aren't just from another planet: they're from another genre. The Martians show up and abruptly turn your tasteless WWII run-and-gun into a '50s saucer flick. And "They" show up in a Zelda game. Albeit a Zelda game that also features a time loop and travel to the moon.

When I asked on Twitter for peoples' favorite video game aliens, the only response I got (thanks, Laura!) was also in the vicinity of this category: Crypto from Destroy All Humans, which I haven't played but which looks just like the movie Mars Attacks!.

Board game bonus! The Loser (Cosmic Encounter)

Cosmic Encounter is all about embodying game mechanics into alien species, and the Loser is the best, because it forces you to have debates about what it means to "win" a game. Whatever chaos is happening due to the other players' equally unbalanced species choices, the Loser multiplies it. My absolute fave.

And there you go. Let me know of any you think I missed—this is a bizarrely underexplored field, though maybe I just think it's bizarrely underexplored because I spent a long time writing a novel about it. I mean, I also thought it was weird no one had explained how game titles work.

Image credits: Flickr user philosofia, DeviantArt user aeonpants, DeviantArt user dczanik, DeviantArt user EliteParanoid, SNK, Felicia Cano.

Constellation Games Author Commentary #21, "Her"

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:14:19 GMT

This is one of the most important chapters in the book. I need you to start feeling the weight of the Constellation as a geological-time, astronomical-scale project, not just as the country where Tetsuo and Curic were born. The best way is to show you the Earth contact mission through the eyes of the one who's seen it all: the Her superorganism.

Twitter was quiet last week, and will be even quieter this week because the whole chapter takes place between 3 and 5 AM on a Tuesday. I think you should do some work this week instead of checking Twitter all the time.

Today is the official release of the paperback edition of Constellation Games! How does this work? I have no clue. I believe those of you who ordered the paperback will be getting it sometime this week, and those who have been resolutely refusing to preorder will soon be able to order it from the online store or get it from a local indie. In the meantime, how about a bulleted list? I know all about those.

The other Constellation species take their human names from human words for "outsider". But some words for "outsider" you don't want to say; not in front of the children. So you might say "them" instead. You can't trust them. Who do they think they are. In honor of this, the members of Her are simply called Them.
My high-concept idea for Her is a hive mind whose members are themselves sentient. Smoke is a recursive version of the same idea. I don't know of any preexisting examples of this in SF, apart from Internet-like "world minds", but I'm sure there are some and I'd like to hear about any you know of. It seems like a fun thing to read about.
I like how a lot of Them strongly disagree with what Her is doing and talk back to her. (I should just abbreviate "conflict between partners" as CBP so I can refer to it more easily.) Her seems to operate on a system of democratic consensus with a supermind veto, which Curic interprets as an intolerable fascism.
Curic's "problems with authority" bit was one of the last things I added to the manuscript. I think it works really well, especially given what happens between Ashley and Her in "The Time Somn Died".
I came up with Her around the time I abandoned the first draft. In the second draft she was mentioned a couple times before showing up, but come chapter 21 the writing group felt like they had no forewarning of her existence whatsoever. Maybe you feel the same right now, but I did try to prep it a little better in later drafts. The biggest change was in chapter 9, where I greatly expanded an Ariel/Jenny disagreement about the relationship between Them and Her. (I think disagreements are the best way to do exposition.)
Grammar time! Her's name is "Her", and she does identify as female, although I don't know what that means. So: "I met some of Her's members and they told me her opinion." You don't capitalize the pronoun; she's not God.
There's a little bit of Arrested Development reference going on here ("Her?"), but not much. In related news, I did name a character Daisy just so I could have her say, "Hi, I'm Daisy!"
Ariel's explanation of how game sequels get made is taken almost wholesale from a conversation I had with a friend who'd worked for one of those social-games companies. (I'm making this vague just so I don't burn bridges they'd rather leave uncharred; if they read this, they should let me know if they want real credit.) I've never worked in the game industry at all, so it's probably the novel's most accurate bit of insider info.
Is Her's choice of Sarah Vowell's voice for her English vocalizer a good detail? I dunno. I mentioned earlier that the celebrity-vocalizer thing was from "Vanilla" and probably not something I'd use nowadays. But, when I was writing "The Time Somn Died", I imagined Her sounding like Fluttershy from My Little Pony. So the quiet cutesy voice is definitely part of the character.
Back in January I had a dream about Constellation Games, a dream that tried to convince me that I'd written and taken out a scene in which Jenny has sex with the Her superorganism. Not the individual Them, but Her herself. I resisted this idea for the usual stodgy author reasons: I didn't remember writing any such scene, it made no character sense, it was ontologically impossible, etc. It was one of those early-morning dreams where you wake up briefly and go back to sleep, and when I went back to sleep I was presented with an actual draft of the Jenny/Her scene! A smoking gun! I thought to myself "wow, I guess that dream I had earlier was accurate WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS THE SAME DREAM."
That binary star patch complicates the story so much. At least for someone like me who's spent months thinking about the characters. After reading the third draft, Brendan said he'd assumed Ariel was lying about this meeting with Tammy. It would be a lot simpler if Ariel were lying, but it clearly happened. It's a "real life" section, Tetsuo and Daisy were there, and Ariel even switches narration to the present tense and implies that he still has the patch.
I use the patch in ways I'm really proud of, dramatically, but for a long time I couldn't imagine what Tammy might have said to go along with the patch, given what happens later. Fortunately, while writing this commentary I came up with something. I can't say more without big spoilers, so I'll come back to this later.
The meeting only happened because of weakness on my part. In the second draft, chapter 21 ended with Ariel talking to Tetsuo and Daisy, then going back through the port. And then I wrote chapter 22, which did not turn out at all the way I thought it would. It turned out so poorly for Ariel (I don't think this is a spoiler--he warns you about it in this chapter) that in the third draft I added the meeting with Tammy beforehand. Remember how I said that every time Ariel gets laid, I'm about to ruin his life? The first time, I had dramatic irony in mind, but this time I felt sorry for him.
This is the last time I'm nice to Ariel for the rest of the book, so enjoy it.

On that note: tune in next Tuesday (or read the paperback) for Ariel's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. During the course of which he will say, "I'm more worried about my friend's problem than in coming up with the perfect urine-related analogy for the problem."

Image credits: Joachim Barrande, Flickr user fubsan

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CS161

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:58:59 GMT

You could get a computer science education just by taking classes called CS161:

"Introduction to Computing" (Drexel)
"Design and Analysis of Algorithms" (Stanford)
"Object Oriented Problem Solving" (Colorado State)
"Fundamentals of Artificial Intelligence" (UCLA)
"Design and Architecture of Computer Systems" (UC Riverside)
"Computer Security" (UC Berkeley)
"Operating Systems" (Harvard)
"Building High Performance Servers" (Brown)

Beautiful Soup 4.0.4

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:06:44 GMT

I haven't been mentioning all the Beautiful Soup releases I've been doing, because they're just maintenance releases, but I'll mention them occasionally because fixing bugs (and determining what's a bug and what's not) still takes up a fair amount of my time. We're up to 4.0.4 and I've fixed/worked around a number of bugs, including one that prevented Beautiful Soup from parsing an XML document larger than about 512 bytes.

I've also updated the docs quite a bit to help people solve common problems. I'm not sure where to stop, because Beautiful Soup is the first Python library a lot of people use, so it gets caught up in questions like "how do I install Python packages on Windows?" (It's not easy.)

CDBOEGOACC Contest Results

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:56:40 GMT

I was worried that no one would enter the CDBOEGOACC contest and it would be like a party where no one showed up. But ten people put in 29 entries, which is a pretty good party. I'm pretty sure all the entrants are Constellation Games subscribers, so I gotta work on my crossover appeal, but I'm happy with the turnout.

Once again, the grand prize is a galley copy of Constellation Games which will hopefully be delivered a few days before the paperback comes out. Even I don't have a galley copy, so you know it's exclusive. There'll also be a random drawing, and the winner will get a free basic-level subscription. Although since everyone who entered is already a subscriber, I don't know if you want that. Maybe you can give it to a friend, maybe you can negotiate a different prize with Kate, the publisher.

Anyway, let's take a look at the entries:

First, you gotta check out Andrew Perry's nerdtastic entries. He took little bits of worldbuilding I'd scattered around the novel and created (AFAIK) the first piece of Constellation Games fan fiction, featuring realistic Farang, Alien, and Wazungu games, plus one created for humans by a Smoke submind. I especially liked the "Flase Daylight".
In a non-ironic twist, Andrew's fidelity to existing Constellation Games canon was what cost him the award. Since I wrote the stuff he was stitching together, reading his CDBOEGOACC entries didn't make me feel like I was on a flight of fancy. But, I have asked Kate for dispensation to award Andrew the special CDBOEGOACC Jury Prize.

All the other entries were short concept quotes posted to Twitter. I've archived all of them here because I really hate the way Twitter's UI consigns the past to a dark, eternal oubliette.

Ornithopter:
- The Way Arounding: hide your shameful underscale color from your husband's husband while negotiating a wedding contract with him
- "An invading army is coming. You have 3 days to store fat for hibernation and to bury yourself deep enough to avoid detection."
- Young-Time Architecture: Design a nest for your eggs of sufficient complexity to prevent yourself from eating them.
- Fish or Other Fish?: You are captured by Roetus. Arrange patterns of color to convince them you're sentient before they eat you. (The title "Fish or Other Fish?" comes from an event in Dolkoan history where a fish and its twin competed for war-minister.)
- No Never Negation No No!: Find the lost start-card to your transport shuttle in a series of exotic locations. #cdboegoacc
- No Never Negation No No No!: Sequel to NNNNN! You are the transport-shuttle's start card. Hide to extend your owner's vacation.
George Buckenham:
- Thermal Vent Orchestrator: Intended as a test of vent-controlling verisimilitude, but usually played for laughs with cheats on.
- "When Catastrophe Strikes, Emulate the Octopus" [he adds: "this is actually the title of a Wired article"]
Benhimself:
- Xarthru: "Falling shapes composed of four blocks descend from above, arrange them in lines to clear them and score." Wait, what?
- Squigglers III: Eat delicious parasites off the tentacle monster on which you live without becoming a meal yourself!
- Launch asteroids at a planet using the gravity wells of other orbiting planets to save energy.The other player will return fire. [This is very similar to "Occluded Occlusion", an Ip Shkoy game mentioned in chapter 33. -LR]
Gus Andrews
- Pentathlon: Behemoth bowling, cotyledon racing, flailing, cube dancing, bluntshooting
- Aesthetics-driven, unscored "doing-the-dozens"-style attempt to outdo other players by producing the most nuanced cloud of gas
Tikitu de Jager
- Bloom: Rediscover the excitement of first pollination. Only this time YOU decide where the seeds fall.
- Society: Out-game negotiations influence in-game status, and (where not prohibited by applicable social strictures) vice versa.
Adam Parrish
- one player must communicate a terminal semantic taxon to others without using distal mouthparts or pheromone glands
Brendan Adkins
- "Largely Automated Testimony Extractor:" Only a game inasmuch as one can play to lose.
- "Hit The Button Before Anyone Else Hits The Button:" Popularity declined after players began using relativistic time dilation.
- "My Friend The Modular Dissent Repression System:" Hacks a hunter-drone's neural core to prioritize cuddling.
- "Inferior Gasband:" Created to defame a rival pseudofamily. Rivals later ate the designer and produced a successful sequel.
- "If You Outscore This Game's Designer At This Game Her Agents Will Implode Your Home Village With Hydrocarbons:" No longer true.
- "That's Enough:" designed for slowphase, an innovative anti-cheating system emits UV flares if the player displays life-signs.
- "Meatchild:" An innovative control scheme allows up to 4 million of Her hive-units to cooperatively guide a single biped.
Mirabai Knight
- A long-scope evolutionary commerce game in which shoemakers must adapt to the cyclic disappearance and reappearance of feet.
Evan Baer (who entered after the deadline, but I'll at least put his entry up here)
- Stop, Memmings! subvert attempts of adorable figures to prevent access to Constellation drop boxes, which are empty when opened.

I thought all the entries were really good, although Adam may have been phoning it in. C'mon, Adam, this ain't Apples to Apples. Anyway, I'm excluding Adam and Brendan from consideration because they were beta readers. Here are my three favorites (apart from Andrew's, which I've already spilled the beans that it didn't win):

"An invading army is coming. You have 3 days to store fat for hibernation and to bury yourself deep enough to avoid detection." [Ornithopter]
Pentathlon: Behemoth bowling, cotyledon racing, flailing, cube dancing, bluntshooting [Gus Andrews]
A long-scope evolutionary commerce game in which shoemakers must adapt to the cyclic disappearance and reappearance of feet. [Mirabai Knight]

And the winner of the Constellation Games galley copy is... Ornithopter! I loved their game concept because it tied into a theme I don't really explore in CG: the repurposing of really awful historical situations as entertainment simulations.

But don't give up yet, non-disqualified entrants! We've still got the random drawing. And here's some Python code to perform it:

>>> import random >>> entrants = ["Andrew Perry", "Ornithopter", "George Buckenham", "Benhimself", "Gus Andrews", "Tikitu de Jager", "Mirabai Knight"] >>> random.choice(entrants) 'Andrew Perry'

OK, well, that worked out. Andrew Perry will receive the random drawing prize, and we'll just call it the CDBOEGOACC Jury Prize.

And that's it for the gala CDBOEGOACC giveaway contest! I hope it was a fun time. I certainly enjoyed watching people come up with this stuff.