== Chapter 1

7A I just woke up.

45M Going to work now.

1H I'm at work.

3H What a boring day.

1H Lunch!

2P I'm bored.

+R10M You are a fictional character being used in a software demo. No wonder your life is boring.

R5M I know, right? It sucks.

5P Going home.

90M I sure love my cat.

8A Oh no, I overslept!

+R5M I've been up for three hours already!

== Chapter 2

1P I've decided never to post to Twitter again!!!!

2D9A Perhaps my earlier decision was premature.
