TITLE Creature feature where'd you get those peepers?</title>
META Description Web Toys!

<h2>Ye Features</h2>

<p>The crummy.com features are mostly bits of software you can play
with or whose results you can admire: web toys and art projects. I
consider myself a neo-dadaist, devoted to the destruction of structure
and the triumph of randomness.

<p>If you'd rather read stuff than type things in and click on
buttons, try <a href="/writing/">my writings</a>. If you want more
places to type things in, try my friends at <a
href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/">the Surrealist</a>.

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<th>Dada</th>
<th>Miscellaneous</th>
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<li><a href="dada/bard/">Spurious: New Sonnets from Shakespeare</a> (2008)</li>
<li><a href="EyeChart/">The Other Unicode Eye Chart</a> (2007)</li>
<li><a href="dada/eye/">The Cut-Up Eye</a> (2007)</li>
<li><a href="MysteryLoaf/">Mystery Loaf</a> (2006)</li>
<li><a href="dada/maps/">Dada Maps</a> (2006)</li>
<li><a href="dada/">Dadasaurus Rex</a> (2004)</li>
<li><a href="DogBitesDog/">Dog Bites Dog</a> (2004)</li>
<li><a href="/software/eater/">The Eater of Meaning</a> (2003)</li>
<li><a href="dada/pokey/">Dada Pokey</a> (1998)</li>
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<ul>
<li><a href="UbuntuRelease/">Your Personal Ubuntu Release</a> (2007)
<li><a href="slash/">The Ultimate Star Trek Slash Pairing
Generator</a> (2005)
<li><a href="YourSpamName/">Your Spam Name</a> (2004)</li>
<li><a href="StockSpam/">The Stock Spam Effectiveness Monitor</a> (2004)</li>
<li><a href="/automat/">The Syndication Automat</a> (2004)</li>
<li><a href="mcsweenifier/">The McSweenifier</a> (2001)</li>
<li>The <a href="hall/">crummy.com's Hall of Halls</a> simulation collection (2000)</li>
<li><a href="virgin/">Lose your virginity.</a> (1998)
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