TITLE Creature feature where'd you get those peepers? META Description Web Toys!
"Truer words were never generated." —Stephen Colbert
The crummy.com features are mostly bits of software you can play with or whose results you can admire: web toys and art projects. I consider myself a neo-dadaist, devoted to the destruction of structure and the triumph of randomness.
If you'd rather read stuff than type things in and click on buttons, try my writings. If you want more places to type things in, try my friends at the Surrealist.