# 13 Mar 2006, 06:48PM: What Do You Call Someone Who Knows No Languages At All?:
Last week's MC Masala did not answer that question but poked fun at my own language foibles.
As an aside: If India's Hollywood, Bombay, is called "Bollywood," then shouldn't we call Bangalore "Bilicon Balley" or "Bilicon Bateau"? Then again, Bombay is Mumbai now and no one's calling it "Mollywood."