Great Six Flags Savings: A Virus Scanner is Uploaded and Other Things Happen Transcript of performance by Leonard Richardson and Andy Schile 06-23-96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : paul Please enter your LAST name : kwan Password : ****** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > E To: Andy Schile Subject: Heh... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- heh... (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : Bob Jones Password : ***** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > E To: All Subject: Anyone? Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is there anyone else out there in Honky? I can't find any other local BBSers. (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : paul Please enter your LAST name : kwan Password : ****** Welcome PAUL Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 2 Start with Msg # ? 1 Msg# : 1 To : ANDY SCHILE (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Heh... Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:15:47 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 2 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BOB JONES Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:16:42 ---------------------------------------- Is there anyone else out there in Honky? I can't find any other local BBSers. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- heh... (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 3 To : BOB JONES (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:17:48 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 3 Start with Msg # ? 3 Msg# : 3 To : BOB JONES (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:17:48 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- heh... (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 4 To : PAUL KWAN (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:18:00 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : DEMON Please enter your LAST name : MASTER Password : ******** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 4 Start with Msg # ? 1 Msg# : 1 To : ANDY SCHILE (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Heh... Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:15:47 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 2 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BOB JONES Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:16:42 ---------------------------------------- Is there anyone else out there in Honky? I can't find any other local BBSers. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 3 To : BOB JONES (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:17:48 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 4 To : PAUL KWAN (public) (read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:18:00 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > E To: ALL Subject: HEY Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOES THIS BBS HAVE ANY PORN? IF NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW OF SOME GOOD PORN OR WAREZ BOARDS? ESPECCIALLY IF THEY HAVE L.O.R.D.!!! WELL I'LL SEE YOU LATER.. UJNTIL THEN, REMEMBVER THAT THE NITE BELONGS TO ME ALONE... (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > C (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > C |)EMON |\/|ASTER!!!!!!!!!!11 (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (58 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : paul Please enter your LAST name : kwan Password : ****** Welcome PAUL Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 5 Start with Msg # ? 5 Msg# : 5 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : DEMON MASTER Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:19:07 ---------------------------------------- DOES THIS BBS HAVE ANY PORN? IF NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW OF SOME GOOD PORN O WAREZ BOARDS? ESPECCIALLY IF THEY HAVE L.O.R.D.!!! WELL I'LL SEE YOU LATER.. UJNTIL THEN, REMEMBVER THAT THE NITE BELONGS TO ME ALONE... |)EMON |\/|ASTER!!!!!!!!!!11 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- heh... I can't stress that enough! (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 6 To : DEMON MASTER (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:21:21 ---------------------------------------- heh... I can't stress that enough! (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : robert forbes Password : ******* Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > U Protocols available ------------------- X - Xmodem C - Xmodem CRC O - Xmodem-1K Y - Ymodem (batch) Z - Zmodem (batch) F - Xmodem-1K/G G - Ymodem/G (batch) Enter Protocol, blank aborts > z Begin your Upload. CTRL-X to Cancel **B0100000027fed4 Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : Adlai Please enter your LAST name : Stevenson Password : *********** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 6 Start with Msg # ? 1 Msg# : 1 To : ANDY SCHILE (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Heh... Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:15:47 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 2 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BOB JONES Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:16:42 ---------------------------------------- Is there anyone else out there in Honky? I can't find any other local BBSers. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 3 To : BOB JONES (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:17:48 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 4 To : PAUL KWAN (public) (read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Anyone? Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:18:00 ---------------------------------------- heh... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 5 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : DEMON MASTER Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:19:07 ---------------------------------------- DOES THIS BBS HAVE ANY PORN? IF NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW OF SOME GOOD PORN O WAREZ BOARDS? ESPECCIALLY IF THEY HAVE L.O.R.D.!!! WELL I'LL SEE YOU LATER.. UJNTIL THEN, REMEMBVER THAT THE NITE BELONGS TO ME ALONE... |)EMON |\/|ASTER!!!!!!!!!!11 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 6 To : DEMON MASTER (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:21:21 ---------------------------------------- heh... I can't stress that enough! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > E To: All Subject: Post! Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't anyone post around here? The BBS scene is really going downhill. I hate this crummy town. I'm so depressed. (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : paul Please enter your LAST name : kwan Password : ****** Welcome PAUL Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 7 Start with Msg # ? 5 Msg# : 5 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : DEMON MASTER Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:19:07 ---------------------------------------- DOES THIS BBS HAVE ANY PORN? IF NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW OF SOME GOOD PORN O WAREZ BOARDS? ESPECCIALLY IF THEY HAVE L.O.R.D.!!! WELL I'LL SEE YOU LATER.. UJNTIL THEN, REMEMBVER THAT THE NITE BELONGS TO ME ALONE... |)EMON |\/|ASTER!!!!!!!!!!11 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 6 To : DEMON MASTER (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:21:21 ---------------------------------------- heh... I can't stress that enough! (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 7 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ADLAI STEVENSON Subject : Post! Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:25:45 ---------------------------------------- Why doesn't anyone post around here? The BBS scene is really going downhill. I hate this crummy town. I'm so depressed. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 7 Start with Msg # ? 7 Msg# : 7 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ADLAI STEVENSON Subject : Post! Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:25:45 ---------------------------------------- Why doesn't anyone post around here? The BBS scene is really going downhill. I hate this crummy town. I'm so depressed. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > C heh... dammit! heh...!! (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 8 To : ADLAI STEVENSON (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Post! Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:27:08 ---------------------------------------- heh... dammit! heh...!! (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (59 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > G Goodbye NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : Obviouslyfake Please enter your LAST name : Name Password : **** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 8 Start with Msg # ? 5 Msg# : 5 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : DEMON MASTER Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:19:07 ---------------------------------------- DOES THIS BBS HAVE ANY PORN? IF NOT DOES ANYONE KNOW OF SOME GOOD PORN O WAREZ BOARDS? ESPECCIALLY IF THEY HAVE L.O.R.D.!!! WELL I'LL SEE YOU LATER.. UJNTIL THEN, REMEMBVER THAT THE NITE BELONGS TO ME ALONE... |)EMON |\/|ASTER!!!!!!!!!!11 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know of some warez boards but you're way too lame to get access to them. (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 6 To : DEMON MASTER (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:21:21 ---------------------------------------- heh... I can't stress that enough! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 7 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ADLAI STEVENSON Subject : Post! Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:25:45 ---------------------------------------- Why doesn't anyone post around here? The BBS scene is really going downhill. I hate this crummy town. I'm so depressed. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 8 To : ADLAI STEVENSON (public) (not read) From : PAUL KWAN Subject : Post! Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:27:08 ---------------------------------------- heh... dammit! heh...!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 9 To : DEMON MASTER (public) (not read) From : OBVIOUSLYFAKE NAME Subject : HEY Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:28:30 ---------------------------------------- I know of some warez boards but you're way too lame to get access to them. (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > E To: All Subject: ME Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy, I don't have a problem with telling you, I'm probably the greatest guy in the world. I'm smart, intelligent, and women swarm all over me. I've got tons of EliTe stuff, and all sorts of drugs that I can get whenever I want. If ever there was a better-looking, more... well, better person in all of history, I would kill him and then who'd be the king of the hill? That's right, me! So come on, you losers! I'll take you all on! (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (58 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > You are now Chatting with the Sysop Would you like to be the co-sysop of this board? NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : obviouslyfake Please enter your LAST name : name Password : ********** Password does not match Password : ************* Password does not match Password : ********** NO CARRIER You have connected to Qmodem running in Host Mode. Please enter your FIRST name : real Please enter your LAST name : guy Password : **** Adding you as a NEW USER. Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > R Messages from 1 to 10 Start with Msg # ? 10 Msg# : 10 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : OBVIOUSLYFAKE NAME Subject : ME Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:29:01 ---------------------------------------- Boy, I don't have a problem with telling you, I'm probably the greatest guy in the world. I'm smart, intelligent, and women swarm all over me. I've got tons of EliTe stuff, and all sorts of drugs that I can get whenever I want. If ever there was a better-looking, more... well, better person in all of history, I would kill him and then who'd be the king of the hill? That's right, me! So come on, you losers! I'll take you all on! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > R REPLY... Private (y/n) ? N Enter your message. 72 chars per line, 16 lines max. Autowrap Blank line ends message. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I agree, you are wonderful beyond belief. No one would ever dream of rejecting you or anything about you. (C)ontinue, (S)ave or (A)bort > S Saving message Msg# : 11 To : OBVIOUSLYFAKE NAME (public) (not read) From : REAL GUY Subject : ME Date/Time : 06-23-96 12:32:24 ---------------------------------------- I agree, you are wonderful beyond belief. No one would ever dream of rejecting you or anything about you. (R)eply, (K)ill, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (60 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > P Paging Sysop for 30 seconds. Press any key to abort You are now Chatting with the Sysop Yes? Hi, I'm the guy who just called. I'm so used to being instantly despised by anyone I come in contact with that I panicked and dropped carrier. Is your offer still open? Yeah, it is. Would you mind being paid? No, I'll take money. I need it what with living with my parents still. Go ahead and shell to DOS too. THe password is COLEMAN. OK, thanx. Returning you to Host Mode Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (58 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > S Enter password for "Shell to DOS" > ******* Host Menu --------------------- U - Upload a file D - Download a file F - File Directory R - Read Message E - Enter Message G - Goodbye (hangup) O - Open a Script P - Page the Sysop S - Shell to DOS ? - Help! (58 min. left) Qmodem Host Command > P Paging Sysop for 30 seconds. Press any key to abort You are now Chatting with the Sysop Yeah? Hey that password you gave me was phony!!!!! No, it should work. Did you cahange it?! How could I I've only been co-sysop for 45 seconds!!!!! OK, fine. Returning you to Host Mode