Mon Mar 06 2000 08:47:
Yesterday I was in Hollywood and I passed a store called Gay Mart
USA ("America's Favorite Gay Superstore"). What does one buy in a
gay superstore? Gay power tools? Big tubs of gay laundry detergent?
No, just the usual boring gay
clothes. If there was another gay superstore on the market,
Gay Mart USA would no longer be America's favorite, I'll tell ya that
for free.