Thu Mar 09 2000 06:48:
For years, science has mocked at the venerable notion that the
moon is made of green cheese, preferring their ridiculous "rock theory". Now, those hoity-toity eggheads must
eat their words, as the latest evidence shows that the
poles of Mars resemble different kinds of cheese! Vindication for
green cheese selenology! It's time to take our classrooms back from
rock theory and its Communist proponents!
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