Fri Mar 31 2000 07:23: I'm finally going through and reading all the old BOFHs. So good. There should be a BOFH movie. I'm thinking something shot in long real-time scenes, with the dull walking-down-hallways scenes livened up by impromptu user interaction. During the course of two hours, the threads of twenty or thirty simultaneous BOFH/PFY plots (in both senses of the word) would intertwine, and they'd all come together to form a huge crisis which would be solved by a particularily masterful application of bastardness.