Mon Aug 14 2000 11:10:
Joke forwarded from my mother:
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and
Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their
calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees.
"They're naked, and so beautiful.
Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,
"they have only an apple to eat,
and they're being TOLD this is paradise.
Clearly, they are Russian."
Weird spacing, but it fits the joke.
Mon Aug 14 2000 14:36:
Gamera: Huge monster who destroys everything we hold dear, but it's somehow okay and he's our friend.
Mon Aug 14 2000 15:12:
Is it too difficult for Linux Today to put a conditional into their code so that it says "1 comment" instead of "1 comments"?
Also, is "1.00 foos" correct, or "1.00 foo"?
Mon Aug 14 2000 16:49:
Bruce Schneier plugs my Segfault story 13-Year-Old 'r00ts' Popular Polynomial, in his latest Crypto-Gram, probably because I'm the only person on record to have spelled his name correctly.
Mon Aug 14 2000 17:01:
I almost had to go to Windows to use Visio for my E-R diagram, but I was saved at the last minute by Dia. Plus, it's hosted on the lysator server, host of the beloved FTP site of my high school days.
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