Wed Feb 02 2000 08:17:
Shoot, I gotta pay the rent.
Wed Feb 02 2000 08:17:
Shoot, I gotta pay the rent.
Wed Feb 02 2000 08:50:
My favorite Daily Bruin headline yet: "Greed for knowledge grips
campus". That one's a keeper.
Thu Feb 03 2000 11:44:
I got a 96th percentile on the CollegeHire UNIX administration test and
76th percentile on the HTML test (damn frames questions tripped me
up). Hire me!
I still have to take the Java test.
Thu Feb 03 2000 18:04:
Mike snuck in another link to Crummy in this
BeDope article.
Fri Feb 04 2000 06:40:
Aaaaaah! Godzilla
2000 is attacking the city!
I love that site because THEY PICK VITAL STATISTICS FOR GODZILLA AND STICK WITH THEM!!! Something that the Americans never figured out how to do.
Great blurbs from the producer and directors on that site as well, such as: "I want people to leave the theater totally mystified and overwhelmed by Godzilla's invincibility." But the very best thing is that it looks like this Godzilla story brings back the Gamera thing where Godzilla destroys everything but it's somehow okay and he's our friend. I can't get enough of that.
When can I see this movie, you ask? Not until summer, unless you live in Japan. (I got that from IMDB, it's not on the Godzilla site that I could see)
I gotta see what else is on this site.
Fri Feb 04 2000 06:42:
Actually, there's nothing else on the English site other than a list
of the Godzilla movies.
Fri Feb 04 2000 07:06:
As long as I was at the IMDB, I checked something that had been
in the back of my mind. In Unforgiven, the 1992 Clint Eastwood western, one of the characters
is a fat sheriff's deputy with a horribly ugly beard, who gets shot in an outhouse
near the end of the movie. In Laserblast, of MST3K fame,
one of the characters is a fat sheriff's deputy with a horribly ugly beard, who...
gets shot in an outhouse near the end of the movie. Now, Laserblast
is a 1978 film, so it's obviously
not the same actor. But I just wanted to make sure, because if it
were, talk about typecasting!
Other things I learned from IMDB today: Laserblast had a 1985 sequel, Laserblast II, about which nothing is known other than who wrote it (some guy). It was remade in 1989 as Deadly Weapon. Apparantly, by the late 80s all the bad movie scripts had already been made into bad movies and it was neccessary to remake bad movies of the 70s. Also, Pod People was originally a Spanish (as in Spain) film.
Fri Feb 04 2000 07:17:
One more IMDB thing: Get to a movie's IMDB entry and change the number in the URL
around to get movies at semi-random (it's ordered by year and then
alphabetically).
Fri Feb 04 2000 13:20:
I just took a look at the Godzilla 2000 trailer. The movie looks really
nice. What's even better is the fact that the people who made the
trailer worked so hard to make it an intense and exciting movie
trailer so that people in the theater would clap when Godzilla came
on the screen, etc.; and then some jerk narrator comes on after the
trailer and tries to sell you cheap plastic Godzilla toys, complete
with a cheezy sound effect that mocks the trademark Godzilla roar (in
the commercial soundtrack, I mean; I don't think the toys could actually
make any sound more complicated than a squeak),
and you can just hear the people who did the trailer start to cry.
I don't know if that is standard procedure in Japan or what, but
I thought it was funny because I didn't expect it at all, and isn't that what funny is? I'm outa here.
Sat Feb 05 2000 16:08:
And look what else I found (also not yet avaliable in the US):
Gamera
2: Advent of Legion and Gamera 3: Gamera Vs. Irys (That link
has a funny Gamera caricature as well).
Review
of Gamera 2 at Stomp Tokyo gives it 4 lava lamps.
"Ten thousand cases of beer wasted? How horrible!"
Sun Feb 06 2000 09:54:
Daniel Hsu sent me a link to GDancer,
a plug-in for XMMS. XMMS is evidently an MP3 player of some kind.
What GDancer does is it makes Space Ghost dance to music.
I've never heard of XMMS, but strangely enough I
had it on sal despite having recently gone through and trashing
every package I'd never used. I had to upgrade the package anyway,
and install xmms-devel to compile the plugin.
And what do I get for all this trouble? I'll tell you what. Like The Young Ones, Space Ghost does not dance to music. He just stands there like Napolean and occasionally lunges at the table as though he is about to vomit.
Experimentation shows that it totally depends on the song. The program has four pixmaps of Space Ghost and shows one of them depending on what range of frequencies is most prevalent at a given sample point. The only MP3s I have that made Space Ghost do much of anything were some of Kris'. Even then, it wasn't really dancing.
I don't know how you'd go about actually making a thing that made Space Ghost dance (Space Ghost Ghost Dance), but I'm afraid this technique (and it would have to be something like this technique) doesn't work. I can't recommend GDancer.
Mon Feb 07 2000 06:21:
I want to make a trailer for an action film called "Otherwise Engaged". It
may or may not star Wil Smith and Sean Connery, but either way the
trailer narrator will say, "Wil Smith is... Otherwise Engaged!
Sean Connery is... Otherwise Engaged!"
Mon Feb 07 2000 06:50:
Some people, such as my mother, are confused by my CollegeHire
entry down there. CollegeHire is a recruiting front-end for about
30 tech companies. You give them a resume and take some tests on
their Web site, they interview you; that works as a first-round
interview for all 30 companies. The ones that are interested in you
subject you to a second interview, then make an offer or don't.
The end.
Tue Feb 08 2000 07:18:
I got this joke as a fortune and I'm not sure whether I don't get
the joke or whether I get it but it's not a good joke. Here is the
joke rum:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.
Send me your interpretations of the joke. It's a joke interpretation circus! Festival. Contest. Colloquium.
Tue Feb 08 2000 07:38:
Jake sez: extra
extra. duchamp rocks like a sly fox. Mom, Steven Jay Gould
co-wrote these articles.
Tue Feb 08 2000 07:39:
I was adressing that last sentence to my mother. My mother did not
write those articles with Steven Jay Gould.
Tue Feb 08 2000 16:21:
In the lounge today, we were generalizing Mr. T. From "I pity the
foo!" we get "There exists an x such that I pity the x!"
That's basically the joke. There were a couple other jokes but they
all reduce to that one.
Speaking of jokes, I've recieved three interpretations of the WASP joke. Mike's is probably the right interpretation, although it means that putting the joke into written form can only confuse. We're still manning the phones to take your joke interpretations.
Tue Feb 08 2000 17:09:
Gdancer got updated. It's a lot smoother now. I can now recommend it.
Get it. It still depends on the song, though.
I think the reason there are so many MP3 players is that there is a contest among programmers to come up with the worst conceivable graphical user interface, and MP3 players are the field of battle.
Tue Feb 08 2000 17:11:
Dan says that the same thing that goes for MP3 players goes for
window manager themes. So it looks like the graphic
designers are in on this contest as well.
Tue Feb 08 2000 17:21:
I made a graphic for Mike on Mike's suggestion that Be CEO Jean-Louis
Gassé wear a T-shirt bearing the "forward-looking statements" disclaimer Gassé must
place after every utterance (lest he run afoul of the SEC). Mike
turned the suggestion into a
story and used my graphic, despite the fact that the lines
of text on the graphic don't line up, because I'm a lazy bum. The
T-shirt comes from copyleft's picture of a Segfault T-shirt.
Tue Feb 08 2000 20:56:
I am grooving on Kris' latest single, No Alternative. It's a
great song, even though it inevitably recalls the compilation disk
of the same name (circa 1993) which had a decent Pavement song (I
think it was Pavement) and the hard-rockin' Verse Chorus Verse
and everything else on it sucked.
Wed Feb 09 2000 07:00:
The joke interpretation colloquium is over now. We will surely miss
you. If you want to see us again, just turn on your TV to... Channel
2!
Mike Popovic presented a breathtakingly transgressive and hermeneutic interpretation of the joke. For those of you who weren't here yesterday, the joke is:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.
Mike's analysis:
obviously a big joke in entomolgy circles, the jokester counts on his victim not thinking outside his field when he hears the word "wasp". thus, hilarity ensues as the other meaning dawns upon the listeners upon hearing the punchline.
I think this is the correct interpretation. The fatal error of the joke manufacturer was to write down the joke, thus showing his or her hand too early.
Many were confused by the acronymic expansion of WASP. WASP is an acronym for a simpler time, expanding to White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. There used to be a time at which the ethnicity "white" was considered to have sub-ethnicities, "Anglo-Saxon" being one of them. This view of things stopped being feasible around 1975, so the term "WASP" is something of a verbal coelacanth.
Wed Feb 09 2000 09:43:
I just realized that I've been misspelling "Jean-Louis Gassée".
I have to go take a midterm now. It should be easy.
Thu Feb 10 2000 18:48:
Ancient Chinese secret!
Fred extracted that file for me. You drink it yourself! I've had
enough!
I rearranged misc just for the occasion.
Fri Feb 11 2000 11:07:
The fourth anniversiary issue of the Apache Week newsletter
consists of an article talking about the fact that it is the
fourth anniversiary issue. It reminds me of the tenth issue of the BWAH!
newsletter, in which the publication of the tenth issue
of BWAH! was commemorated.
Fri Feb 11 2000 15:08:
Can you get any kind of comprehension out of reading a large
piece of text at the rate of one a sentence a day? Francisco
Roque, author of FoSaT,
thinks you can. I like that idea (on the paragraph level) but I honestly don't think it would
work.
Sat Feb 12 2000 10:50:
My mother, who would know, responds on the reading comprehension
issue:
The answer is an emphatic NO. Research has indicated that the #1 factor in comprehension is reading speed.
Sat Feb 12 2000 15:36:
I've spent the last 2.5 hours in the lab, redoing the Adam/John/Leonard
digital design project. Most of the stuff I could just copy, but I
wanted to have a clean version because the old version was horribly
messy and disorganized. I'm not sure if it was worth it. I don't
know if it works yet. It should work, since I didn't make any actual
design changes, but there's always one or two things that you screw
up. Right now I'm waiting for Adam to call me. I don't know whether
he's going to come in and help me or if he just wanted to know
when I was working on it.
Sat Feb 12 2000 15:42:
Adam is going to come over and help me. He's also bringing me food.
Fryyyyyy, you're my frieeeend.
Sun Feb 13 2000 09:12:
Stories on LinuxToday: 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks,
1 talkback, 6 talkbacks, 55 talkbacks, 0 talkbacks... gee, I wonder
what that article was about?
Sun Feb 13 2000 11:35:
Leonardonics: x (not x).
Mainly there for completeness. There's nothing incredibly funny
about the entry.
Sun Feb 13 2000 18:26:
Waiting for a CD from Jake; Peter is keen on learning Python so he
ordered Learning Python for himself and Programming Python
for me. Looks like a week of packages.
Mon Feb 14 2000 07:15:
"It's becoming increasingly evident that Linux caught most analysts
completely by surprise," reveals APCNews.
You know, there's not a single thing that happens but catches most
analysts completely by surprise. I'm not even sure how analysts make
a living, with their miserable track record.
Sun Rises; Analysts Stunned
Mon Feb 14 2000 08:36:
I actually turned Sun Rises; Analysts Stunned into a decent
Segfault story. It'll have to wait for a day with a visible sunrise,
though.
Mon Feb 14 2000 08:37:
Barbecue potato chips. Whose sick idea was that?
Tue Feb 15 2000 20:32:
Here's my challenge. Will you take the Mr. Sparkle Challenge?
Put up a site on mp3.com. Record 250 songs and put them up on your site. The songs are subject to the following conditions:
First person to get to 250 songs (or however many if they add more genres to MP3.com) wins. Anybody who actually accomplishes this... well, I don't have words for it. So a scoring thing would probably be better, something like:
Ideas? Rule changes? Anyone actually want to try this? Is this challenge not as stupid as it sounds, or is it in fact stupider? Or is it exactly as stupid as it sounds? I'm not sure. It may be just another sign of my impending insanity, but I think this actually sounds like an interesting project (obviously, it would take a long, long, long time, but an interesting project it would be nonetheless).
Tue Feb 15 2000 21:01:
I got a hit today from a webcrawler called Crawl of the Dead. It
made me laugh. Good job, h139-142-200-234.cg.fiberone.net.
Wed Feb 16 2000 07:05:
Vital STATS
tastes good, like a (click, click) statistics newsletter should. Who
asked you?
Wed Feb 16 2000 07:07:
Nice try, Daniel.
Wed Feb 16 2000 09:48:
Is it just me, or is it disconcertening to hear Leonard Kleinrock
consistently referred to as "Mr. Kleinrock" throughout an article
as long as this
one? Maybe that's the way they do things over at the Chronicle
of Higher Education.
Wed Feb 16 2000 15:58:
Island of Bali is not actually magical.
Thu Feb 17 2000 07:38:
According to some bogus study or other, Linux has 4% of desktop
market share compared to Mac OS' 5%. I can't wait for Linux to pull
ahead, not because I hate the Mac OS (although I do), but so I can
say "Ah yes, the non-desktop OS that's on more desktops than the Mac."
Thu Feb 17 2000 15:54:
I asked Peter in our weekly write session how the world would be different
today had the Library of Alexandria not been burned. Because of
our write conventions and his lowercasosity, his answer looked a lot
like a free-verse poem:
not too different;
the world was not ready for all that truth
by which i mean, all that enlightenment
the barbarians left little when they were finished
sacking rome;
europe was a dark place;
byzantium wasn't too much better, especially once the
muslims took over;
we got just about the right doses of antiquity into europe as it is;
but about the database you suggested;;
Thu Feb 17 2000 18:18:
I forgot to mention that they tore down the Sherman Oaks Galleria,
beloved of Moon Unit Zappa's character in Valley Girl and
absolutely no one else.[0] This ended my tradition of singing the
"Sher-man-Oaks-Gal-le-ri-a" line from Bull + Swamp = Cow
whenever I was in a car that drove past it. I am now reduced to
singing that line whenever I'm in a car that drives past where it
used to be, confusing the heck out of the other people in the car,
who see no Sherman Oaks Galleria in sight.
I remember the first reference I ever saw to TCP/IP. I was 14 or 15. It sounded really mysterious and scary.
[0] I've been in some bad malls in my time, but none as bad as the Sherman Oaks Galleria.
Fri Feb 18 2000 06:51:
I made a bad pun to Dan on Wednesday. I mentioned the pun to Jake
on Thursday. On Friday, Jake wrote a poem expounding on the bad pun.
Monday's child is fair of face. Here's the poem (doggerel, Jake
calls it. It is doggerel. It's a doggerel beer.):
in a very special sort
of suit the waiter served a torte
that poisoned was and so with poise
he passed it on to his employs
but later found and malice proved
the coppers followed suit and sued
and from the bistro to the court
they served a special kind of tort
and when it looked like he was beat
the waiter did retort the heat
the waiter did reheat the torte
and ate it then and there, in court.
he never broke a single plate
cussed or drank or came in late
in court he threw his only fit:
"you cannot fire me- i quit."
This site is turning into a poetry corner or something.
Fri Feb 18 2000 07:15:
Jake's latest album, Ordem e Progresso, is out. I still haven't
gotten the CD, but you and me both can get the
MP3s at Jake's MP3.com page. Also
downloadable from there: Many MP3s from Jake's previous effort
Robot Moped Dehumidifier. Ordem e Progresso contains
something resembling a cover of my own Liquid
Crystal. Also includes Pterodactyl Attack and
Susanna's Webpage. If this trend continues, Jake's next album
will have 5 tracks on it that are covers of my songs or otherwise
related to me, and eight albums down the line I won't even have to
do my own albums because Jake will do them for me.
Kris' album is also out, although a couple of the tracks are mysteriously missing from his MP3.com page. Oh, "four tracks unavaliable anywhere else" if you buy the CD. I see how it is. I see. Also not on the album (not on mp3.com either for copyright reasons (I don't see any copyright reasons, but Kris does)) is Kris' fab cover of Asia Carrera, which I plugged in this space a while ago and which I can now link to.
leonardr's picks: For Kris, Solid State, Shot Down Again, Border,
No Alternative. For Jake, There's A Mirror On My Grave
("Your shoestring budget will be the death of you!" YES!!!),
Hot Stuff, Susanna's Webpage, My Pal Foot Foot,
and I Sing Because I Live With Satan. For the man who
has everything, I recommend more of everything.
Sat Feb 19 2000 05:45:
Funny Nethack bug: If you hit a shopkeeper with a cockatrice corpse
and then reanimate him with Stone To Flesh, he loses his name.
So when you talk to him it says " complains that business is bad."
He also no longer recognizes his shop, so you can't buy anything
from him (but you can just walk out with everything in his shop).
Sat Feb 19 2000 06:14:
Oh, and another funny message: if you kill a monster inside a shop
and it leaves a corpse, the shopkeeper gains ownership of the corpse.
So when you pick up the corpse, he says, "You be careful with my
corpse!"
Sat Feb 19 2000 11:43:
Why is sound called "multimedia"? It's one, count 'em, one medium.
Sat Feb 19 2000 12:01:
I heartily endorse The
GNU Virtual Fridge. Beware of imitations! Only the GNU Virtual
Fridge will let you access /fridge/freezer/icetray/cube1!
Sun Feb 20 2000 14:26:
Ever notice how you never see Clark Kent and Superwoman in the
same place at the same time?
Mon Feb 21 2000 17:25:
I did not know that there was actually a cereal called Fruit Brute.
I thought it was a pun on "Froot Loops".
Mon Feb 21 2000 19:14:
Corrections to my music recommendations: Quantum Mechanic by
Kris is very good, although I wish he'd redone the first part with a
more apropos physics book quote after he had the idea. Jake's Vivo
Sonhando is better than Hot Stuff. I didn't like Jake's
Vivo Sonhando voice, but now I realize that's the only way
to do that song.
Mon Feb 21 2000 19:22:
I have my rights! I have my rights! It was David O'Callaghan, he did this to me! He forced me to add
another entry to The Best Of Dada Pokey!
Mon Feb 21 2000 19:48:
Be in my video, darlin', every night. Everyone in cable-land will
say you're outa sight. You can show your legs while you're getting
in the car. And I will look repulsive while I mangle my guitar.
Reen toon teen toon teen toon tee-noo-nee-noo-nee.
Tue Feb 22 2000 06:49:
I'm aware that Daily Pokey is not being dailified. The command
I have in my cron file, when run manually, works correctly. So
for some reason my cronjob is not executing. I'm working on it.
Tue Feb 22 2000 18:29:
I gotta say, I must be just about the funniest guy in the
world. Just look at all these people who have ripped off my
"open sores" joke:
I know I'm overly protective about this. It just makes me think that I'm doing things the hard way thinking up my own jokes.
Tue Feb 22 2000 19:43:
Joe Mahoney reminds me that the low-tech version of Slashdot
in the pre-Y2K After Y2K! comics was called The Open Sores
Newsletter.
Note: I'm not mad at these people. It's just weird and disturbing to make up a joke and then over the next two years see the joke percolate up to appearing in newspaper comic strips like Foxtrot.
I'm fairly sure no one made up the joke before me. I first used it a year before I saw anyone else use it.
Tue Feb 22 2000 19:49:
I should link to Joe's page. Here
it is. Joe is from New Zealand. This uniquely qualifies him to
write about life in New Zealand.
Tue Feb 22 2000 20:51:
YES!!! fscktris!!
Of course, this only got thought of just before everyone moves to
a journaling filesystem.
Wed Feb 23 2000 08:56:
You know how when a piece of research confirms or purports
to explain some piece of common knowledge, it gets reported as
"Hey look, the eggheads finally discovered that aspirin relieves
pain!" or "Professor Newton's learned theory demonstrates
to the unwashed masses that, should one drop a coin or a ball, it will unfailingly
strike the
ground without undue delay." Boy, that steams my toast. That's not
really the point of this entry. The point of this entry is that
if research really worked the way it gets reported, we'd see papers
like my new Segfault story,
What
If Linus Torvalds Gets Hit By A Bus? -- An Empirical Study.
Wed Feb 23 2000 09:24:
Mike says that the "open sores" joke has probably been developed
independantly of me. That's probably true. I just like to complain.
For instance:
I used Graphtool to do the graph for the Segfault story. Graphtool is what people who don't like free software wish all free software was like. It crashes for no reason, it's hard to use, and it's oriented towards the same type of math graphs that gnuplot is oriented towards, which means no {hamburgers, pie charts or real bar graphs}. And it depends on gtk+extras, a GTK library that I'd never heard of which I had to find and compile (but which is pretty cool).
Hoom, there is a new version of Martin Gardner's Annotated Alice. I mean edition. I wish I had money.
Wed Feb 23 2000 09:37:
I just realized that I forgot to put units on that graph. Oh well.
Wed Feb 23 2000 09:52:
This is an approximation of the phone call I just got:
leonardr: Quite frankly, I couldn't have less use for that.
Lady: I'd like to tell you about our fabulous call waiting service call waiting has many wonderful features such as feature 1 and feature 2 and if you sign up now you get feature 3 so let's sign you up for call waiting right now, okay?
leonardr: Look, I know you're just doing your job, but I have no use for any of that.
Lady: I'm calling to tell you about our wonderful system where--
leonardr: Are you a person or a recording?
Lady: No sir.
leonardr: Because I don't need anything. I'm fine.
Lady: Are there any services I can help you with?
leonardr: No, I'm fine.
It took about twenty seconds after that point to convince her that I didn't need any of GTE's services except the ones I'm already paying for. I don't even need the ones I'm paying for, but Dan needs a phone.
I've gotten telemarketing phone calls before, but never one where the person just went into another sales pitch after one was rejected. She really did sound like a recording. I wasn't asking to be rude.
Wed Feb 23 2000 15:16:
Segfault link and nice little mention (with the inevitable
Onion comparison) on Salon
last week.
Thu Feb 24 2000 06:25:
Today's
Zippy is very good. That link will only work til Monday because
the Zippy strips get reset every Monday. I really wish the Gate
had an archive.
Thu Feb 24 2000 06:45:
Breakfast of Pathogens! I love this T-shirt.
Thu Feb 24 2000 16:15:
Me to Mike: how science reporting should be done.
I think that news reporting of research results should be done as though every trivial result shattered prevailing theories and had been the subject of bizarre cover-ups from the government and the scientific establishment.
NASA SCIENTISTS IN ELECTROMAGNETIC SHOCKER!
INFRARED EMISSIONS IN LATE-PHASE TYPE M STARS -- WE EXPOSE THE COVERUP!
THE SPECTROGRAPHS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!
Thu Feb 24 2000 22:52:
You know that old song, "A woman is a woman but a man ain't nothing
but a man"? I don't know who wrote it, but I believe Jimi Hendrix
covered it at one point. Well, today, Adam and I discovered that you
could sing that Fig Newtons slogan to the tune of the song: "A cookie
is a cookie but a Newton is figs and cake."
Fri Feb 25 2000 07:11:
There is an article in Newsweek about increased rates of interracial
marriage among Asian men, and generally how Asian men are "movin' on
up", as it were. Mike was showing it to everyone on his laptop,
which is how I read it. There was this big section on stereotypes
about Asian men, which Mike basically summed up as "Asian men are
like Mike.". Mike said I should write a Segfault story on the subject.
Me: "Yeah, I'm gonna look real good writing a story with a bunch of
Asian stereotypes in it."
I was also shocked to find out that Jackie Chan is not considered to be a sex symbol. C'mon. He should be. Ladies, write him in on your ballot.
Fri Feb 25 2000 07:14:
Geez, too many people named Mike. The Mike in the Asian stereotypes
entry is Mike Chan of the LUG. The Mike in the science reporting entry
is Mike Popovic of Be Dope. Am I going to have to go back off a first-name
basis with Mike Popovic?
Fri Feb 25 2000 07:16:
I had a really good Nethack wizard, but a rock troll kept clobbering
me. I'd kill the troll, start to eat it, and the troll would come back to life
and clobber me some more. So I'd kill it again etc. It got pretty ridiculous. I've got another
wizard I'm working on now that's pretty good, though.
Fri Feb 25 2000 11:42:
The brash exuberance of yesterday's "Breakfast of Pathogens!" T-shirt
gives way to the congenial lame-duck satire of today's "University
of Canada" T-shirt.
Fri Feb 25 2000 11:56:
I found that
Newsweek article, if you care. Even if you don't care, I found
it.
Fri Feb 25 2000 19:40:
Celeste wrote me an
explanation as to why Jackie Chan is not a sex symbol. Apparantly
the sociologist in the Newsweek article was right about him.
Who'da thunk it?
Fri Feb 25 2000 21:09:
I squashed various bugs in the Daily Pokey lister which was limiting
you to viewing Pokeys for the first year (1999). Not that it matters,
since there are no Daily Pokeys for 2000 to speak of due to the cronjob
weirdness.
Fri Feb 25 2000 21:21:
My URSA enrollment appointment (My last one! I hope.) starts on the
28th. Don't let me forget!
Sat Feb 26 2000 08:04:
Daily Pokey works again now. I also retroactively added all the Daily
Pokeys from December 1999 to the present.
Sat Feb 26 2000 23:09:
I finally beat Dan's nethack score. His score: 264237. My score:
726876. Cause of death: impatience, as always. I had four wishes I hadn't used
when I died.
Mon Feb 28 2000 03:47:
Today's
Astronomy Picture of the Day is awesome; a galaxy viewed edge-on.
Mon Feb 28 2000 04:04:
People in Britain (possibly the Commonwealth at large): pick the
thing you understand least about Americans.
This is
your analogue for me. It eludes all attempts at my
describing it. I know it's done tongue in cheek, but that doesn't
make it any less weird. I can't even pick a good quote from it.
Mon Feb 28 2000 04:09:
Oh, that same group is the group that published the excellent
Passport to the Pub.
(I didn't recognize the site because I read PttP in Lynx)
Mon Feb 28 2000 07:57:
Daniel Hsu has an editthispage site.
I like editthispage because it encourages people to do the kind of
site I like to read (ie. sites like this one).
Mon Feb 28 2000 09:31:
You know, the scandal of American slavery really pales before the
scandal of Thomas Jefferson fathering children by one of his slaves.
Mon Feb 28 2000 09:42:
Before I forget: I got an 85th percentile (90% absolute) on
CollegeHire's Java test.
Tue Feb 29 2000 07:17:
I have an account on SourceForge (for the SLIIME project), so
I guess I'm an Official Open Source DeveloperTM now.
SLIME is the Segfault-Like
Interface Made Easy. The name has been around for about a year,
the code for about a week (but it's about the 5th incarnation of the
code, so it works out). Scott has put me on the database abstraction
layer. I'll do it after finals.
Tue Feb 29 2000 11:38:
Rather than broadcast crap with dubbed-in canned laughter, why don't
they broadcast whatever it is they used to create the canned laughter
in the first place?
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