Tue Mar 07 2000 06:27:
A starts-amusing-and-degenerates article
the original title of which (as seen on Newshub) was "Reptile diverts royal". I had to
look at the article because I had forgotten about the use of "royal"
as a noun so I thought "diverts" was being used as a noun and it was
like "This reptile's diverts are just plain excessive!". Whatever diverts are.