IT'S A WHOLE NEW BAG!
How'd we pack so much FLAVOR and CRUNCH into something so
MINI?
One bite and your family will know this
BIG TASTE
is something
DIFFERENT.
QUAKER CRISPY MINI'S
[sic] are
OVEN-BAKED
for a
LIGHT, CRISPY
texture you'll love to
MUNCH.
It's the
SNACK
that's a
TREAT
to
EAT.
At a party or simply watching TV, it's the only
MINI
that's
BIG
where it counts.
Wanna add some
CRUNCH
to the taste of
CARAMEL?
You've grabbed the right bag.
CARAMEL CRISPY MINI'S
[sic] bring to mind swirls of thick, rich caramel. And, better still, they've got
CRUNCH!
Now you can really satisfy your family's sweet tooth. So c'mon! Crunch into
CARAMEL QUAKER CRISPY MINI'S!
[sic]
This opens up so many questions. Like, why the unhealthy obsession with my family? Why the Pokeyfication? Why the apostrophe errors? Whose idea was it to write the copy as though "flavor" and "crunch" were cancer preventatives?
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