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: I have been pressed into service, where "service" is defined as "appearing at CrackMonkey Night tomorrow". Josh Lucas will be there, as will Elise, but Elise is the one who pressed me into service in the first place, so she'll be of little comfort.

: I'm not sure why this was originally classified as "science", but I'm glad it was because otherwise I never would have seen it: Preparing oneself for tea with the Queen. Actual quote: "[T]he Queen is never off duty." Made-up quote inspired by actual quote: "The city has a thousand stories. I'm the Queen of England. I carry a badge."

: I'm uncertain as to whether or not I should have used the royal "we" in my made-up quote. Is that still done?


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