Probably mix him into cookie dough.
I'd need a really big bowl. Another possibility: I'm going to try to recruit him into my SPECTRE-esque legion of archvillans, under the nom de archvillain of "Doctor Ow". Tue Sep 09 2003 08:31 I Bet He Gets That A Lot:
Greg has my shady Cory Doctorow-luring scheme all figured out:
To cook and eat him is my theory.
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