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[Comments] (2) lost+found: I found my electric razor at the bottom of my suitcase, so my original reason for having the beard is now moot. However now the inertia reason has kicked in--why not go with the beard and see where it leads? I'm already finding it invaluable for forming psychological defense mechanisms that make my endless Perl-filled days more bearable. So long as I have the beard, I can pretend that this is not my real life; it's just fan fiction about me. Once the campaign is over I'll shave my beard and wake up like Rip Van Winkle. "Whew! It was all noncanonical!"

Anyway. I was thinking that it would be nice if real life had a lost+found directory for everyone, where you could find socks and other things you thought you had lost, possibly scrambled. Someone should work on this.


Posted by Kristofer Straub at Wed Dec 10 2003 18:05

Beards only lead to one place, friend. Doom. And beard-having.

Posted by Leonard at Wed Dec 10 2003 19:03

Surely you refer to Doom, New Jersey. How is it there?


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