The last two bookended my life's intersection with the Clark campaign.
The other thing about moving is it makes me tired and makes me write irrelevant cop-out NYCB entries like this.
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(7) Thu Jun 17 2004 18:12 PST In bed:
For some reason I keep my fortune cookies for far longer than I should. Since I'm moving and since they're just text, I might as well inflict on you the ones I've kept and then get rid of the papers.
- Comments:
Posted by jacob berendes at Thu Jun 17 2004 22:29
excluding engrish jokes, my best are:
"you will be successful in the field of medical research"
and
"if you're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie!"Posted by Rachel at Thu Jun 17 2004 23:34
I don't think it's irrelevant, cop-out. It's the kind of entry I would write! (wait a sec...)
on the subject of fortunes, I've had one for about 5 years that says "you will reach full contentment by the summer." I guess I failed to specify which summer.
Posted by susie at Fri Jun 18 2004 01:00
That's what all MY entries are like too, so there! =P
Posted by pedro at Fri Jun 18 2004 02:38
My favorite one said:
"You are the apple of my eye."Posted by Kevan at Fri Jun 18 2004 05:17
I nearly typed "someone should make fortune cookies containing NetHack cookie-quotes" without first checking to see if anyone actually had:-
http://www.nethackgear.com/index.php?action=71Posted by Kristen at Fri Jun 18 2004 14:45
I loved the SNL sketch with Mike Myers where he was a sweat shop boss making people slave away writing fortunes. Hilariuous.
Posted by Leonard at Fri Jun 18 2004 15:08
See, that's the kind of link I would post if I were on the ball.
