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[Comments] (5) : Sumana has been playing a CD of marches so I have been marching around. I invented a march I call the Dinosaur Stomp March. In this march you stand perfectly still and pose like T-Rex in the third panel of Dinosaur Comics, and move your left leg up and down in time to the beat, stomping on something. It's kind of an avant-garde march because it disregards what's generally considered the primary purpose of a march: getting you somewhere else. On the "things stomped per measure" metric, though, it's off the scale.


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