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[Comments] (1) Earwax: This BoogaBooga entry reminded me of an experience I had at the Met. I was looking at ancient Chinese artifacts including an earwax pick shaped like an alligator. I was thinking what a strange kind of thing an earwax pick was. Then a family came up to the same case and the mother of the family said "Look, an earwax spoon like the one we have, only it's shaped like an alligator! Isn't that neat?" Supposedly George Washington had an earwax spoon too, so I guess that makes me the only person on earth who doesn't own one.

Would you like to learn more about earwax? Too bad. Already the knowledge burrows through your tympanum and into your brain!


Posted by Kristofer Straub at Sat Apr 01 2006 01:51

Whatev, man. Wikipedia and Q-Tips are just covering their asses. Who punctures an eardrum with a Q-Tip?! There's pain before then as a warning.

Besides it is the only way to really get those waxes.


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