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[Comments] (4) Tales of Illness: My phone rang at 4 in the morning, waking me up. The caller ID said "Restricted". Uh-oh.



"You have the wrong number."


[hang up]

"That's actually the best possible way that could have gone."

On the plus side, I'm now qualified to be president.


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