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[Comments] (2) Restaurant Heuristic: If you order orange juice and it's served over ice, that orange juice came out of a metal can.

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Posted by Evan at Mon Feb 09 2009 16:34

but what about if you order betelgeuse and it's served over ice?

Posted by Claudia at Mon Feb 09 2009 22:30

Or the OJ is actually sunny D. I hate that stuff.


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