Update: I was sitting in the office wondering if anyone actually calls doctors "Doc", and then someone walked by and said "Hey, Doc." So, there are people who do that.
Fri Jun 04 2010 09:51:
Eye doctor, trying to jam something into my eye: "C'mon, keep your eye open, it's not a puff." That puff has a hell of a bad reputation!
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