### BAH/HumBug
package:BAH/HumBug
groups:incomplete
date:1999
language:Perl
license:GPL
homepage:/cgi-bin/source.cgi?cgi-bin/humbug.cgi

BAH/HumBug shows the lengths to which I will go to make up a silly
acronym. It also serves as an HTML bug report form. Few people will
take the time to send someone an email telling them they have a bad
link or a spelling error on their Web page, but if you have a link to
BAH/HumBug at the bottom of every page, and it's just a matter of
saying which link is bad, people are more likely to do it. That's the
idea, anyway. For some reason, when I used it on my site people
prefered to use it to tell me how much they like Kraftwerk. You may
have better luck.

<p>I haven't used this program for a long time, but it still works
(basically). It could use a bit of cleanup, though (like a rewrite in
Python).

### Browser Greetings
package:Browser Greetings
groups:incomplete
date:1998-1999
license:semi-GPL
language:Perl
homepage:/cgi-bin/source.cgi?cgi-bin/browser.cgi

A nobile but doomed attempt to recognize and print a browser
recognition message for every Web client in existance, including the
same browser on different platforms. Abandoned when the sheer futility
of this endeavor became apparent.

### COPOUT
package:COPOUT
groups:incomplete
date:1999
license:BSD-style
language:Perl
homepage:/source/cgi-bin/poll.cgi

The Crummy Online Poll Of Useless Things is a simple online poll
program. It supports multiple polls, graphical representation of
results, and vote limiting by IP address. It should still work but I
haven't used it in years.