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: Stomach flu. Gaaaah. And it's HOT here!

: Well, today I did my old trick of painting on the black eye, but not so many people were fooled-- it doesn't look as real as it used to before I got all the wrinkles and before I lost the olive green eye crayon.

However, Midge Ladd pulled a real cutie: she had a loose white thread hanging off her (black) blouse, but it was attached to a spool hidden in her bra, so when you picked the thread off her back you just pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled!

: The Dell computers logo is eerily reminiscent of the Enron logo. What's up with that?

: I went out and got baptized in mud and crawled around on the ground and got very wet and still can't figure out how to program the sprinkler timers.


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